Long Nigel Poems
Long Nigel Poems. Below are the most popular long Nigel by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Nigel poems by poem length and keyword.
Duping a Broker - For a Change - 1st Half In Text - Plus Full Audio VersionHere's the scoop, friends...
This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way...
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Categories:
nigel, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Hand-Picked Berries and Sun-Dried Tomatoes 3“The songs are casual and careless in a satisfying way, like the used condom your latest lover left lying on your bedroom floor, a souvenir you’re not yet ready to dispose of.” Candy Cotton, Modern...
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Categories:
nigel, mythology,
Form:
Prose
Burnel Or Brunellus the AssIf two heads are better than one
How much better is three.
For the time has come
When Translators cannot agree.
Nigel wrote the words in Latin script
And much time has passed
With many Learned Ones pen’s dipt
In...
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Categories:
nigel, animal, political,
Form:
Light Verse
The Atheist's SurpriseHe was an atheist.
He was proud of it.
Those who believed in the existence of a
Supreme being, and in the survival of the soul after death,
Were, for him, dim-witted people worthy only to be
The laughing...
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Categories:
nigel, atheist, death, god, life,
Form:
Free verse
Where Do I Come FromFrom my mother's womb I yelled into the room,
mattress on the living room floor,
my bro I replaced as the youngest, his face
as he screamed and ran out through the door.
I tell you (no fooling) my...
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Categories:
nigel, humor, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Fosse WayLegend of Fosse Way
Riding hard under a moonlight high
not a leaf rustling and it troubles my mind
In the distance there's music of the lyre and flute
rippling over the moors
Serenading the stars
The...
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Categories:
nigel, england,
Form:
Ballad
The ExI’ve got a flat tyre.
Congratulations, hope you’ll both be very happy.
Can you fix it?
Are you going to a fancy dress party?
I’m getting married, Sherlock.
Wow, kept that quiet, who’s the poor sod.
Nigel, and I’m in a...
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Categories:
nigel, family, humorous, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Foxestalk Xmas Party 2013It was the night before Christmas
Not a sound was heard
Except for the sound of Mods
Discussing the Foxestalk message board.
The subject was a Christmas party
Which happened every year
There was always panic among them
As the dreaded day...
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Categories:
nigel, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Caving-In Or Caving-OutLook Nigel, Boris and Dave are all climbing out of the cave
No longer keen to be an MP - they’d rather freak-out at a rave!
The Commons have driven them sickly
So they’re clearing their desks rather...
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Categories:
nigel, beach, break up, change, family, london, political,
Form:
Lyric
For Whom the Bell Tolls - For ContestWe walked slowly along the busy road
My tiny hand slipped into yours
I clung tightly on to you
Whilst my sister skipped off with her friends
My brown leather satchel hung from my shoulder
We arrived at the...
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Categories:
nigel, children, school, mum,
Form:
Free verse
Negative Minded Nigel~ NEGATIVE MINDSETTED NIGEL~
Alas~he only can envision the hopeless!
With nary an answer ahead.
His land is for him,only of the following feckless,
With no soulful breath, as if he wishes indeed, he were already dead!
For breakfast he...
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Categories:
nigel, poetry, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
The Frog No 1 and No 2 and the BeastThey opened Pandora’s box
For their own vested interests and political gain:
Frog the Nigel and Frog the Gove
Pulled a wool over common folks’ eyes
With their lies “Fear not!
Just vote us out of Europa!”
“Once out...
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Categories:
nigel, anger, kiss, patriotic, political, trust, truth, world,
Form:
Rhyme
Nigel MurryNigel is Britain’s most successful boccia player,
Having won eight major titles at the Worlds, Paras,
And so spoke out when Rio’s organisers, clever,
Refused to televise boccia’s intriguing blethers.
He says that boccia...
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Categories:
nigel, sports, strength,
Form:
Quatrain
Get Into ShapeGet into Shape.
It's now or never, its time to get this flesh into shape.
No excuses, no dithering, I'm starting today, the goal is to
get into that wedding dress.
Routine is what I need, cut out the...
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Categories:
nigel, vanity,
Form:
Prose Poetry
My Place of BeautyThere is a place of beauty
that I have come to know.
A rich and lovely garden
where fragrant flowers grow.
A place of endless wonders
for the heart to see
filled with priceless treasures
a majestic gallery.
So many precious paintings
are hung...
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Categories:
nigel, happiness, inspirational, places
Form:
Quatrain
Word Morph – Moses To NigelChristie MOSES is a great poetess.
Her pen MOVES with great finesse.
For her MORES in poetic verse,
Are like MOREL mushrooms immersed;
Sautéed MOTEL hot delicacies;
Ice cold HOTEL chilled daiquiris....
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Categories:
nigel, imagination
Form:
Couplet
A Prankers PrankA Pranksters Prank
Nigel went to school one day
Thought he’d play a prank per say
Put glue on to the teachers chair
Told the others stand back and beware.
Nigel looked out the window as she came in
He had...
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Categories:
nigel, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Light Verse
SkinShe squirmed and wriggled in absolute anticipation, just loving it, eagerly ready for what would come, love making in the most special and intimate way. Slowly Nigel moved his fingers up and down Stacy’s pussyanthamicatrical,...
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Categories:
nigel, adventure, cool, fun, girlfriend,
Form:
Verse
The Tuscan SunAn outdoor scholar,
Chronicling nature’s truths.
Once rebelled against authority,
Way back in his youth.
With a love for soil,
He relocated to Tuscany.
Over by the mountains,
Of Lunigiana Italy.
A photographer at heart,
With a knack to disperse.
In retail I mean but
Gives...
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Categories:
nigel, dedication
Form:
Quatrain