Long Moocher Poems

Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Ah... methinks legal tender 
could be a boon to help me bolster 
mein kampf with necessary material equipage,
which prospect to acquire essential 
commodities sabotaged 
at the altar of...

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Stimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy

Around high noon
today March 19th, 2021
fecal impaction I did plaintively croon
until effect courtesy amitiza, which
prescription medication
(in short a laxative)
served as amazing grace saving boon.

Once activated - impossible mission
to suppress...

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You’re not welcomed here anymore
You got no business here anymore
You got no right to come in here anymore
You don’t have to come here anymore.

You leave for work
Come back later just to leave
An hour passes and...

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Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Castaway stranded on figurative 
deserted island pitted with absolute 
zero salvation, sole recourse 
finds scant consolation with prayer 
lifetime atheist draws futile faith 
within himself grudgingly accepting

feeble accomplishments...

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Circa: 23rd of Tevet, 5760
     to 15th of Tevet, 5770
     in accordance
     with Hebrew date
(converted, asper Gregorian
     Calendar) courtesy...

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You're nothing
You're a disgrace
You've been dishonored
You've been unmasked
For the villain
That you are.


You know not
What true love is
You know not
The meaning of family.


All you know is yourself
Self-centered and egotistic
Who deserves the spotlight
Shine upon him
Thinking the world...

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Alone in this world. In this big wild place. Dreams of peace and love are what I seem to always to chase. Treading up this climb at a nice, steady pace. Searching high and low....

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The Moocher

By Elton Camp

Most families have one or two
“Loans” from you they pursue
And never fail to assuredly say
“I will pay it back, right away.”

So worthy I am of your complete trust
Never would I stoop to...

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The most fundamental right we have
is to defend our precious lives,
a natural right to bear arms,
to fight those who would have us die.
Be it criminal or deep state,
(Sorry, I repeated myself),
we have the right to...

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help me if you can, cuz salutary
     hans solo impossible missions
     fall short asper this mwm to break free,
     thus Siam game for...

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Long ago when grandaddy lived
Upon a tenant farm
Their closest neighbor lived a mile
Distance held its warm charm

After settling spell, work began
Each day held many chores
For children, teens, and their mom, dad
Many of them outdoors 

One...

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Venezuela April 30, 2019

God bless and keep Venezuelan
protestors safe!
Put your mighty Hedge of Protection
about their fearless waists.
Let it admonish us all, in the USA.
how 'socialism' can metamorphosize into
a corrupt, immoral snake.

How many of us have the backbone...

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I’ll breed shorthorns in Siberia if you can spare some money.
Fifty thousand ought to be enough to start. 
I can email you if I need more.
I know I do not know anything about shorthorns yet
But...

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Hello January.
You've come to me again
much brighter and much fresher
than where it all began.

Another year of Income Tax
forced upon us all.
-Frightened of the Government
and fear the cops will call.

But then there is the lighter side.
That...

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Help Me Get Elected

By Elton Camp

Ron was a member of the fifty-three percent
But it was belly-up that his company went

“I have to fire people,” the new owner said
“So that this firm won’t operate in the...

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Death Comes to All

We’re all going to die.
No way around it.
Statistics usually lie.
Not so with death.

No vaccines will save us.
Masks can’t ward off the grim reaper.
So why make a fuss.
You can’t hide, he will find...

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The Path To Citizenship
Miracle Man
October 4, 2023

With our country’s future
he plays a political game,
Conforming to this pattern
exhibits no pride or shame.

We’re quickly becoming home
for any would be moocher,
Who views land of the free
as being now...

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