Can You Loan Me Forty Thousand

I’ll breed shorthorns in Siberia if you can spare some money. Fifty thousand ought to be enough to start. I can email you if I need more. I know I do not know anything about shorthorns yet But I can surely learn. Will you at least think about it? Pause…. If you pay for an agricultural degree, I could learn about them. Loans and scholarships? I would not be comfortable with that. I’d have to pay them back, right? Two years later…. I am going to be a rock star. Could you loan me forty thousand to get started? How about two hundred dollars a month for guitar lessons? Is there any degree you are willing to pay for? Without expecting to be paid back? What kind of a neighbor are you? I do not have any money. Paying you back would defeat the purpose of asking a rich guy in the first place.