Can You Loan Me Forty Thousand

I’ll breed shorthorns in Siberia if you can spare some money.
Fifty thousand ought to be enough to start. 
I can email you if I need more.
I know I do not know anything about shorthorns yet
But I can surely learn. 
Will you at least think about it?
Pause….
If you pay for an agricultural degree, I could learn about them.
Loans and scholarships? 
I would not be comfortable with that. 
I’d have to pay them back, right?
Two years later….
I am going to be a rock star.
Could you loan me forty thousand to get started?
How about two hundred dollars a month for guitar lessons?
Is there any degree you are willing to pay for?
Without expecting to be paid back?
What kind of a neighbor are you?
I do not have any money.
Paying you back would defeat the purpose of asking a rich guy in the first place.
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Wolf Avatar
December 1, 2019 at 9:22 PM
You forgot a research project about 'short-horned grasshoppers!' The US Senate probably bills us suckers, excuse me -- taxpayers a good $500k for that... LOL. Thanks, Caren. :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
December 2, 2019 at 8:50 AM
I did forget that one. Ha!
Kiser Avatar
December 1, 2019 at 9:40 AM
You are on my waiting list, as soon as I win the PCH sweepstakes.
Krutsinger Avatar
December 2, 2019 at 8:50 AM
Thank you M.L. I appreciate your LEGITIMATE offer!
Na Avatar
December 1, 2019 at 3:09 AM
lol Caren Sure I can give you the money, but let me raise some pigme goats in guam from the money I got from Joeshmo :) Thanks for sharing this
Krutsinger Avatar
December 1, 2019 at 8:38 AM
I love it when people ask others for everything.
Poetry Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 7:57 AM
I have some prime real estate in the Everglades I can let you have.
Krutsinger Avatar
December 1, 2019 at 8:38 AM
I will take it. I am a taker.
Lamoureux Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 7:26 AM
Seems reasonable. *lol* I could give you one of my hotels on Boardwalk and donate $200.00 every time I pass go. Would that help?
Krutsinger Avatar
December 1, 2019 at 8:38 AM
Yes it would. I will soup mail my address.
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