Help Me Get Elected

Help Me Get Elected By Elton Camp Ron was a member of the fifty-three percent But it was belly-up that his company went “I have to fire people,” the new owner said “So that this firm won’t operate in the red.” It was into his IRA Ron was forced to dip Now he mows yards & gives burgers a flip Although he works days and half the night He doesn’t owe any income tax--not quite Is he a moocher who just barely ekes by One who could do better if he’d just try? So it was to Ron’s extreme irritation A robocall asked him for a donation “I don’t care a bit about folks like you, But ask your vote & contribution, too.” “That guy who is in there now is a scamp What you should do is come into my camp.” This arrogant call Ron absolutely does hate Though he is only a lowly ward of the state