Long Maximus Poems
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Self Destructive Wickedness Arrested, Convicted, and GaoledSelf destructive wickedness arrested, convicted, and gaoled...
with kidnapping little boy
ordered to suffer
life sentence without parole.
The deadly scourge of
one obsessive/compulsive disorder
nearly left me starving to death.
Anorexia nervosa absent bulimia
nadir of onset
diagnoses...
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Categories:
maximus, 2nd grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Bartender Tales Ii: ChangesKerris spoke to Damian the junior
Bartender on the phone. "Yeah, it's
8 o'clock now. I'll be there at 9 to
Open. Meet me there at that time."
He smiled happily thinking...
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Categories:
maximus, beautiful, blue, engagement, friend, friendship, heart, life,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
FICTIONAL BIO:FICTIONAL BIO:
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thus methought to crow
about being equally as foolish
streaking naked outside...
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Categories:
maximus, adventure, allegory, courage, cute, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Mine psyche riddled with dybbukMine psyche riddled with dybbuk
Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke
within noggin of average baby boomer bloke
catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke
positive growth experiences throughout vast
number of orbitz around sun never kickstarted,
nor linkedin with potential livingsocial folk,
thus...
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Categories:
maximus, abuse, analogy, angst, anxiety, boy, fate, grave,
Form:
Rhyme
Mine Psyche Riddled With DybbukMine psyche riddled with dybbuk
Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke
within noggin of average baby boomer bloke
catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke
positive growth experiences throughout vast
number of orbitz around sun never kickstarted,
nor linkedin with potential livingsocial folk,
thus...
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Categories:
maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme
Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First DateSpouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous readers,
he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually
exploded out rear...
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Categories:
maximus, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl KovalovichAce colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
maximus, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Mine Psyche Riddled With Dybbuk Haint No JokeMine psyche riddled with dybbuk - haint no joke
Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke
within noggin of average baby boomer bloke
catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke
positive growth experiences throughout vast
number of orbitz around sun never kickstarted
nor linkedin...
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Categories:
maximus, abuse, body, dark, family, food, grave, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy
As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found yours truly
doubled over in gastrointestinal agony
as if elephant or red (livid...
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Categories:
maximus, best friend, caregiving, freedom, happiness, humorous, hurt,
Form:
Free verse
Fraught With Ibs Irritable Bowel SyndromeFraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...
today – late morning of November 4th 2022
sudden onset experienced whereby
whooshing waste naturally flushed out
ala mine body electric performed colonoscopy
diarrheal gangbuster instigated
maybe Machiavellian microbe
with powerful rectal surge
analogous to invisible plunger
forcing...
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Categories:
maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Rhyme
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry BorowskyAce colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
maximus, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
My Contingency Measure In Case of GotterdammerungMy contingency measure in case of…götterdämmerung
A scenario unfolds
more abominable among
any previous warring factions,
his wicked weltanschauung
charred effigies futilely hung
against regime of brutality
considerably more unbearable
than infestation of fruit flies brung
about courtesy evil monster sprung
shortchanging restless and young.
Seconds...
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Categories:
maximus, angst, anxiety, bereavement, conflict, crush, grave, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme
Mine Nightmare With Social AnxietyMine Nightmare With Social Anxiety,...
Now Mostly Purged
Decades removed when body electric
felt tortured reverberated, and quaked
with MegaDeath repercussions tattooing,
piercing, foisting, ensnaring, drubbing
drum beat indelibly 'pon psyche NON
MEMORABLE years gone bye felled
psyche with...
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Categories:
maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fate,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
I Loathe Feeling Under the WeatherI loathe feeling under the weather...,
especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy tether,
where antibodies of mine
struggle to band together
loosely analogous to voters
standing in a queue
waiting to cast their vote
(while...
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Categories:
maximus, 12th grade, adventure, animal, black african american,
Form:
Rhyme
Bane of DyscheziaBane of dyschezia
Constipation spoilt rare visit
with eldest daughter
(yesterday - November twenty sixth
two thousand twenty two)
currently housed near
Rittenhouse Square, Pennsylvania.
Less than twelve hours
after a cocktail comprising
handful of prunes,
four psyllium husk capsules,
plus three dulcolax.
Myself and missis
privy to...
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Categories:
maximus, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, angst, birth,
Form:
Rhyme
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted OutInapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.
Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...
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Categories:
maximus, adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the MissusHousekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau Harris inspired me as she lies abed.
Flush with rage the...
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Categories:
maximus, anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce, feelings, humorous, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Ready Aim FireReady...Aim...Fire!
In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite
"freedom foo fighters"
tubby regaling with a jubilant aire
total mortal Kombat
levels threat of human warhead
bomb dubbed...
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Categories:
maximus, america, anger, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, bullying,
Form:
Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
Hence plead ding for
Mary Poppins wannabe
with snap of her fingers
can affect ship shape
tidiness, which task
needed before May 2022
when yearly inspection
indeed takes place.
Flush with rage the spouse
will...
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Categories:
maximus, adventure, age, angel, anger, confidence, february, flying,
Form:
Free verse
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the MissusHousekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau Harris inspired me as she lies abed.
Flush with rage the...
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Categories:
maximus, abuse, adventure, anger, animal, clothes, goodbye, grave,
Form:
Free verse
The Missus Pounded Mine PosteriorThe missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus
to vibrate like jelly
Me experienced quite disruptive sleep
(quite early in the morning
of November 10th 2022 -
no shut eye could I keep),
hence though exhausted, I share
childlike trait of...
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Categories:
maximus, abuse, anger, blue, fun, humorous, husband, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Blame it on the Rain"Blame it on the rain", for business
on your sunny day,
though it is a provider for you,
you provide a poo poo.
World, obstain or remains In your dusty bowl,
she be more precious than...
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Categories:
maximus, art, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
Fortune Cookie Maxim Minimizes Apple Macbook Pro Update Processagonizingly dutifully didst wait
to distract anticipatory anxiety,
(analogous to an expectant father)
while protracted procedure promised
nothing short of a millennium
whereby echoing thru the corridors of time
olly olly gluten free ranging NON GMO, oxen
oiled lubricated cloven hoof
nsync cup...
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Categories:
maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade, funny, perspective, power,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Broken Piggy BankThe broken piggy bank
strewn into a bajillion little pieces
Unexpected largesse
yours truly patiently waits,
a metaphor of my dire financial straits
courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse
the missus, this wordsmith notates
unwittingly linkedin to his misfortune,
a situation he hates,
especially, an unavoidable...
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Categories:
maximus, america, analogy, anger, animal, appreciation, august, cry,
Form:
Rhyme
Fraught With Ibs Irritable Bowel SyndromeFraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...
The earliest recollection with
lower gastrointestinal eruptions,
viz psychosomatic induced distress
occurred when yours truly
quite a young lad, which specialist
invited me to ingest barium sulfate,
whereby the pinkish chalk like solution
traced a path...
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Categories:
maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme