Fortune Cookie Maxim Minimizes Apple Macbook Pro Update Process

agonizingly dutifully didst wait
to distract anticipatory anxiety,
(analogous to an expectant father)
while protracted procedure promised
nothing short of a millennium

whereby echoing thru the corridors of time
olly olly gluten free ranging NON GMO, oxen
oiled lubricated cloven hoof
nsync cup aided toot tune to clacking choppers

activated after this chap dialed up favorite eats
using latest vaunted communications device
(forced to shout over din o'er
loud grumbling within bowel 
of abdominal anatomical beast)

commenced manifold upon ordering repast
magically appeared, low 
and behold an appetizer tete a tete
via tony Apple iPhone X - 256 GB - 
Silver Verizon amazing piece de resistance, 
sans technological fetes

with CDMA/GSM ring tones,
where a pleasant fecund female bot tilled voice didst greet
prepping, priming, promoting
Crowded house special of the Green day
dis "FAKE" kin lister eagerly

awaited: salivating, simulating sexual soothing
sans savory souffle
the first culinary orgasmic savory dish,
after aye parked, positioned, and plunked gluteus
near swinging doors leading into kitchen,

where this word maven strategically
dip posited said maximus to attempt
futile gastronomic endeavor
tum maximize tempering torturous tenacious
devastatingly deadly assault steaming enemy

disarmed disguised, and dismantled,
resplendent redolent redoubt
digitally remastering nondiscerning indistinct aromas
to supper esse overwhelming paroxysms to gorge
putting a ritzy lid on heated fiery dogged
craving powder milk dog biscuits
(an impossible mission), where oozing,
licking, insinuating filaments

commingled as cutthroat nemesis cooly whipped
devastatingly weeknd x2c;
wickedly wafting, seducing, satiating, and salivating
courtesy olfactory foramen, deflecting incessant onslaughts
induced famished fellow to reevaluate, relinquish,
and revisit his Weltanschauung soup per bowl, 

while simultaneously commandeering cutlery
to attack, besiege, conquer
condemning delegate of China ware without tea zing,
thence indiscriminately marshaling choppers
to set up base camp at Oral-B

(heeding flying pie warnings, where shewing
should desserts foe ment Hunger)
eggs sauce er baited onslaught of herbaceous,
fabulous delicious culinary cuisine aromatic eats
thoroughly teasing growling stomach

steeping interminable suspenseful,
seven star Michelin magicians
empowered to transform most anything (such
as bilge water, road kill or septic tank) gourmet.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018


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