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Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed colonoscopy diarrheal gangbuster instigated maybe Machiavellian microbe with powerful rectal surge analogous to invisible plunger forcing out every last tidbit constituting raw bits of partially digested food propelled with pronounced might found yours truly pooped out. Mine earliest recollection with lower gastrointestinal eruptions, viz (diagnosis courtesy medical technicians informed this then youngster stomach ache symptoms disappointingly jump/kick started, concluded, and associated with psychosomatic induced distress) occurred when sexagenarian - me quite a young lad, which specialist invited me to ingest barium sulfate, linked with class of medications called radiopaque contrast media. The suspension (liquid) worked by coating esophagus, stomach, or intestine with material not absorbed into body so diseased or damaged areas could be clearly seen by examination or CT scan. Once I grudgingly swallowed the pinkish chalk like solution a path traced thru digestive tract visible while I stood behind a screen subsequently no life or death crisis evinced. Rear lee if ever attested subject suffices as an apt poetic title amidst bookish canon - while this writer (similar to other aspirants in their respective creative pursuits) aware arbitrary perusers may deem vile. Core body of voluntary selective readers mentally affix probationary trial before unequivocally gravitating toward (or being repulsed away from) my unique genre or signature swiftly tailored harried style, which modus operandi modality of expression eventually accruing some degree of popularity affecting unseen frown or smile nevertheless, accepting, enjoying, and tolerating how I playfully rile aware that anonymous reader's patience can wear thin relegating mine worded persona on par with a reptile unknowingly breaking fragile bond, hence she/he might not reconcile without awareness rejecting valuable kinship, immediately dismiss me as asinine or puerile, thus forsaking tenuous link, one that may never bare tangible fruition, yet all along self scrutiny occurs to refine thy cerebral thought provoking profile also intimating months gone by bias arises toward gobbledygook figurative handily prehensile expansive vocabulary, verbosity could (and/or does) rank as a pile of unpleasant gluteus maximus sphincter muscle missile excreta imposing effort to tone down exuberant, flamboyant, and gallant gibberish bookish mercantile flashing blindingly exasperatingly, and inflamingly nauseating vocabulary, not deliberately juvenile, but this luxe lavish embellishment a labor of (lost) love with English Language (inherent since... in utero), thus...infantile asper taking shape without conscious deliberation, though imbecile appellation possibly affixed as lasting impression, perhaps even engendering hostile, opinion, whereat no effort to exhort unconditional acceptance of me guile will transpire, cuz this chap recognizes how tenuously fragile, the online choice to remain a steadfast virtual friendship quintessentially fissile oft times casting the notion how facile mine arrangement springs from one core textured intellectual domicile that houses persona of one docile amphibious descendent, whose forebear, yes twas a Democratic crocodile!

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Fraught With Ibs Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed colonoscopy diarrheal gangbuster instigated maybe Machiavellian microbe with powerful rectal surge analogous to invisible plunger forcing out every last tidbit constituting raw bits of partially digested food propelled with pronounced might found yours truly pooped out. Mine earliest recollection with lower gastrointestinal eruptions, viz (diagnosis courtesy medical technicians informed this then youngster stomach ache symptoms disappointingly jump/kick started, concluded, and associated with psychosomatic induced distress) occurred when sexagenarian - me quite a young lad, which specialist invited me to ingest barium sulfate, linked with class of medications called radiopaque contrast media. The suspension (liquid) worked by coating esophagus, stomach, or intestine with material not absorbed into body so diseased or damaged areas could be clearly seen by examination or CT scan. Once I grudgingly swallowed the pinkish chalk like solution a path traced thru digestive tract visible while I stood behind a screen subsequently no life or death crisis evinced. Rear lee if ever attested subject suffices as an apt poetic title amidst bookish canon - while this writer (similar to other aspirants in their respective creative pursuits) aware arbitrary perusers may deem vile. Core body of voluntary selective readers mentally affix probationary trial before unequivocally gravitating toward (or being repulsed away from) my unique genre or signature swiftly tailored harried style, which modus operandi modality of expression eventually accruing some degree of popularity affecting unseen frown or smile nevertheless, accepting, enjoying, and tolerating how I playfully rile aware that anonymous reader's patience can wear thin relegating mine worded persona on par with a reptile unknowingly breaking fragile bond, hence she/he might not reconcile without awareness rejecting valuable kinship, immediately dismiss me as asinine or puerile, thus forsaking tenuous link, one that may never bare tangible fruition, yet all along self scrutiny occurs to refine thy cerebral thought provoking profile also intimating months gone by bias arises toward gobbledygook figurative handily prehensile expansive vocabulary, verbosity could (and/or does) rank as a pile of unpleasant gluteus maximus sphincter muscle missile excreta imposing effort to tone down exuberant, flamboyant, and gallant gibberish bookish mercantile flashing blindingly exasperatingly, and inflamingly nauseating vocabulary, not deliberately juvenile, but this luxe lavish embellishment a labor of (lost) love with English Language (inherent since... in utero), thus...infantile asper taking shape without conscious deliberation, though imbecile appellation possibly affixed as lasting impression, perhaps even engendering hostile, opinion, whereat no effort to exhort unconditional acceptance of me guile will transpire, cuz this chap recognizes how tenuously fragile, the online choice to remain a steadfast virtual friendship quintessentially fissile oft times casting the notion how facile mine arrangement springs from one core textured intellectual domicile that houses persona of one docile amphibious descendent, whose forebear, yes twas a Democratic crocodile!