Long Ironing board Poems

I Am The Final Word And The First Word


I’m having another one of those night sweats again. 
I am on my back here as naked as David, 
On this slip-covered sofa of mine, 
Counting the...

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I guess it is time to tell how this leg of the journey
concluded.One day I was hanging out upstairs.Yeah I know,after all that talk about
the weird sounds coming from up there and actually seeing movement...

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As much as I love to watch her undress
and anticipate what her reasons for doing so might be,
I find nothing more erotic than to watch her step out of the morning shower
and begin to prepare...

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I cannot say why you are angry but I can say it should be equal
I cannot say why you reject your own creator so easily but you do 
I cannot say why you do not...

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George worked in a construction company. He spent all his days walking the steel beam but when he got home, he became the master of inventions. One night he borrowed his wife's ironing board and...

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One day a laundry basket felt rather full. Heavy. Weighted. Lots of mixtures tumbled together. Not placed. Just thrown in. In no order. How could it be that the ironing board had nice neat piles...

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What the difference between alive and dead?
For me it's all the same.
Spending my days waiting to live but nothing seems to show for it.
yesterday i woke up at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Where were you?
Did...

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Stupid Things People Say.
.
Stupid things people say
I hear them every day
.
Is it the weather or me?
How do you want your tea
In or out
Well it make more sense to have it in a cup 
To me
.
Is...

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While toiling and muttering
Ranting and sputtering
As I did battle with my shirt
At the ironing board this morning
I reflected:

Wrinkles on ones face are
Inevitable
Unless one is Dorian Gray
Or can Botox them away

Wrinkles on ones clothes
Can be ironed...

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Once again we’re wedged in a wrinkle
of time in our lives; a wrinkle that can’t
be so easily ironed out and pressed away.
Yet the ironing board of solutions remain up
and challenging steam continues to gush out;
however,...

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A child in the shopping Mall, wearing Superman kit,
leaps up with one arm in the air and tries to fly a bit.
With dreams of being bulletproof and lifting heavy things,
and all the other powers being...

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The wackiest birthday gift. Let me think. Let me see.
Was it the dinosaur bone or the fake monkey’s knee?
It is possibly the canned antelope tongue I got last November,
Then again, what about the blue hyena’s...

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A fistful of a metronome is an organic matter in a metro dome. Fish not a pirate ship and swim swim swim. Great isn't it. Marvel at the many passing floating cakes that arrive. And...

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The afternoon sunlight filtered through her window drapes
revealing each age line molded to her face
alone in the dusky shadows working in her measured way
a basket of clothes at her feet

one by one she pulled each...

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The family sat (mum, dad, child and the cat)
as they did every Friday for lunch
no-one uttered a word, and all that one heard
was a fork or occasional crunch.
The lad stopped eating chips
wiped brown sauce off...

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I grasped the steam-iron with left hand,
the right was straightening trouser band;
it felt different, unusual, its hiss and feel,
serpent’s thought made me reel

I imagined it  come up from lake, it felt 
much like a...

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During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.
My wife's boobs shrunk and it's too much for me to bear.
She was busty, her bra size was 38 double D.
Now she's flat, why is this...

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I saw an old lady at home
Whose habits bizarre when alone!
She thinks she's abroad
On her ironing board
Surfing tides in a wavey zone.

Her arms and her legs were well spread.
Her curlers tucked neat on her head.
Her...

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Mrs. McDowell went nuts on Tuesday last.
She did some crazy things, which was a blast.
To us neighbors, who ran over to look.
First she tore pages out of an encyclopedia book.

Then she launched herself off the...

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“This Day We Celebrate”
written by Michelle Lynn LeBlanc
2023/09/22

This day we celebrate our birthdays 
Although this card is specifically for you 
Even though we missed your special day 
There's no way to forget a friend so...

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My granny was sick as a parrot
She always liked that Steve Mcgarrett
Her favorite show
Hawaii 5-0
Was cancelled for football, Goddamnit

As Hawaii she couldn’t afford
Struck a pose on her ironing board
‘Jump up here with me
And surf this...

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It never seems to amaze me
How stupid some people are
Whenever I am out
And take along my guitar.

''Is it a guitar'' people say
''No an ironing board''
I reply with dismay.

''Can you play it?''
''No I just carry it...

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