Mrs Mcdowell Went Nuts

Mrs. McDowell went nuts on Tuesday last. She did some crazy things, which was a blast. To us neighbors, who ran over to look. First she tore pages out of an encyclopedia book. Then she launched herself off the kitchen sink. Her husband was embarrassed. His cheeks turned pink. She’s getting ready to jump off the ironing board now. We all gathered to watch. Someone yelled out “wow!” Mrs. McDowell put on quite a show that night. We still talk about it, and we laugh at her husband’s fright. Terrified, he finally packed up and walked out the door. Now she does not have to put up with the slob any more.