Stupid Things People Say
Stupid Things People Say.
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Stupid things people say
I hear them every day
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Is it the weather or me?
How do you want your tea
In or out
Well it make more sense to have it in a cup
To me
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Is that a guitar on your shoulder?
No it’s an ironing board
And a boulder
Can you play?
No I just carry it about all day
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Is that a camera are you filming?
No I’ve got something stuck in my eye
Goodbye
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Are they your dogs?
No I’m taking them back for the ransom money
Are you trying to be funny honey?
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It always rains but never pours
So you've been to this planet before?
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I’m going shopping for a bargain
Not if you didn’t want it in the first place
Not another frying pan and cardigan
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Money makes the world go round
Well if it does
Here’s half a crown
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I bet you were a beautiful baby
I still am beautiful
Lady
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The wheels on the bus go around and around
Of course they do
Or we’d never get around
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The grass is always greener on the other side
Not if you have a mudslide
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You never know what’s around the corner
I do
Big Ada I have to warn you
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?
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Peter Dome©2020.
Copyright © Peter Dome | Year Posted 2020
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