Stupid Questions

It never seems to amaze me
How stupid some people are
Whenever I am out
And take along my guitar.

''Is it a guitar'' people say
''No an ironing board''
I reply with dismay.

''Can you play it?''
''No I just carry it about for fun''
Even though it's a heavy one.

''Are they your dogs''
When out in town
''No'' I reply
''their someone else's
And I'm taking them back to get the ransomed money honey.''
After a while i's an annoyance and not that funny.



Peter Dome.copyright.2015. Oct.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Lane Avatar
October 27, 2015 at 12:24 PM
You may not find those people who annoy you funny, but this poet surely is. I laughed the whole way through. Your replies to them are hilarious. Since you play guitar, you may want to think about turning it into a song, "Ransom Money, Honey." Sorry I haven't read you before now...my loss, but I'm not losing this one.. into my favs and a 7 for humor.
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October 29, 2015 at 7:04 AM
Thank ui Lin that was funny. I was in a store and the assistant asked me if I was alright over there.?'', ''Yes I said, are you alright over there?''. We all laughed. thank you Pete..
Lane Avatar
October 28, 2015 at 3:27 PM
Geeze, even your reply made me laugh. What's that saying? "There's no accounting for stupidity," but maybe they should be held accountable...lol I overheard someone asking a uniformed waitress, "Can you take my order?" She smiled and held out her pad and pencil to him..."No, but why don't you take mine." He at least had a sense of humor and apologized.
Dome Avatar
October 28, 2015 at 3:19 PM
Thank you so much Lin. Im flattered you enjoy my work. People can be so stupid. I was filming aircraft at an airport taking off, suddenly A voice behind me said,'is that a camera'', 'No a banana''. ''Are you filming'' grrrrrrrrrr. I used to advertise for antique telephones, and had people ring up and ask if I wanted to buy an ice box and some ladders. take care, best wishes. Pete.
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October 7, 2015 at 12:33 PM
Lol! Peter this is funny. People can ask stupid questions. Whose dogs are they by the way? :-)Alexis
Dome Avatar
October 8, 2015 at 6:11 AM
Hi Alexis my friend. hope you are ok. thank you so uch. ''My dogs of course ha ha. take care best wishes Pete.
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October 6, 2015 at 2:04 PM
lol, i found it funny, seems like a smart@$$ question, hey but what do you expect when dealing with stupidity.... enjoyed. SKAT
Dome Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 2:47 AM
Hi Skat. so good to hear from you. hope you are well.. thank you so much. I once advertised for antique telephones, and people asked me if I wanted to buy, some ladders, an icebox. I may not have many brain cells myself, but at least I can count them. take care. Pete.
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