The Inventor

George worked in a construction company. He spent all his days walking the steel beam but when he got home, he became the master of inventions. One night he borrowed his wife's ironing board and made himself a grilled cheese sandwich by pressing the iron to the bread. It was an ooy-gooey delight. While all the other men sat down to crusty bread, George pulled out his panini forkini pastrami alla bellini. He bit into it with great delight. The mozzarella sang to his tonsils, "Eres bella, Eres bella" Tiano's boombox voice was heard, "Heh George, there are 4 of us," which translated into, "Yo George, where is our bench pressed sandwich?"
That night he got an earful from his wife Juanita Delacruz, the Spanish Queen of complaint. "Dam it George. The ironing board is full of melted cheese and it smells like recycled beef " It was time to take the invention to new heights.
He made a mean machine of good taste. This is how George Foreman was birthed. In George Papadopoulos's shed. Though he was no son of a priest, he knew a blessing when he saw one. He was recompensed by a happy wife
and a jolly foursome crew. 
There are rumors going around that it was really invented in some other form or way. I for one will stick to my story dear readers. If I fudged is just a bit please forgive me. Its a tad more entertaining, don't you think ?
Now here is my research paper on the matter, short and sweet.
"Truth be told ? It was promoted by a former boxing champion George Foreman. Since its introduction in 1994, over 100 million George Foreman grills have been sold worldwide. 
Inventor?: ?Michael Boehm, Robert Johnson Inception?: ?1994"
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Onclaud Avatar
January 3, 2019 at 1:29 PM
so the boxer earned rights as an endorser?...great storyteller you are, pixie..huggs
Allison Avatar
January 3, 2019 at 11:06 AM
Made me smile Pixie, I adore my toasted sandwich maker its a breville with no little George's in his shed earning lots of money lol:-) hugs jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
January 3, 2019 at 6:34 AM
Weirdly enough, I had this crazy idea that George Foreman and all of his little Georges had spent hours and hours out in garages making these grills for us. It is the only time a commercial convinced me of this.Thank you for the background story.
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