Long Gimp Poems

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Premium Member Threesome - Now a Bawdy Collaboration

One evening Bob nervously said
I kinda like three in a bed
She said I’ve got friends
And each of them tends
To share the desires in your head

The next night as had been arranged
His ankles and hands were in chains
His lady walked in
With Rodney and Jim
And that kinda messed with his brains

His girl was a leather clad gimp
And Jim looked a bit of a wimp
Rodney said ducky
Time to get mucky
But Bob was decidedly limp

                  *



Time to collaborate...
First ‘up’... Jan Allison

Bob swallowed six Viagra whole
And soon was like a flag pole
Much to his delight
He stayed up all night
The threesome all enjoyed their roll

                   *

And from Tom Cunningham...

Poor old Bob was a pitiful sight
His girl decided to put things right
She produced a pump
And worked on his stump
And Bob was like a stallion all night. 

Old Bob was so grateful for his girlfriend
But all things good always come to an end
With too much thumping
And all the humping
His thing deflated and started to bend.

                   *

And Belle Bellevue writes...

Bob went to see the doctor with his crick
Asking please could he do something with it
Doc gave it a jerk
That really hurt
But it became bigger after the visit.

That put a smile a mile wide on Bob's face
He strutted proudly all over the place
The more people looked
The longer he stood
With swollen head penetrating airspace.

Bob begged his girlfriend to bring some more in
The home fast becoming a den of sin
They came three by three
A sexy grand prix 
Which ended up with Bob in a tailspin.

                    *

 Mark Koplin adds...

Old Bob was a motherless soul
He liked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes
All three gave him a grin
On his chinny chin chin
Next time he’ll add a few moles

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And Tania adds this...

Bob was enjoying being wildly bad
Posted a dating site with his fun add
So anxious he couldn't sleep
After being banned a creep
He was now left a frustrated poor lad

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Form: Limerick


Premium Member Hey, Your Fly Is Open



      It could have been me,
      It might have been you.
      Race and color is baloney,
      When another hurts you!

      Three huge men, watched
      a New York woman die.
      They even shut the door.
      I was both angry and wanted 
      to cry.

      Her face was smashed by his
      gigantic feet.
      But those three men, who did 
      not a thing, explain that to your 
      maker when His face you meet!

      It's easy to stop disaster... stop 
      being a wimp!
      Open your mouth, distract them, 
      don't be a useless gimp.

      Here's a simple ploy, that stops 
      any bully of a man!
      Yell......"Your fly is open," he
      becomes dis-manned.

      I did that myself on the streets 
      of San Francisco!
      A man beating a woman in
      broad daylight, oh?

      Blood flying just everywhere, 
      pedestrians ignored it?
      I just got in his face, told him 
      to stop hitting her this minute!

      Don't ask me where that courage 
      came from!
      I just saw pain and wanted to
      stop the bum!

      He swore at me, in words quite 
      unintelligible!
      Turned angrily away, and ran on 
      the double.

      I helped the woman pick up her things.
      She said, thank you and went about 
      on about her meanderings.

      "Don't be a wuss, and ever allow another 
       to be beaten!"

      Being a good Samaritan means you are
      a credit to the human race.
      Something that neither time nor age can 
      ever deface!

      When police are not in the area to assist 
      you....
      Support your fellow human,
      Walking away, I heartily eschew!

       Perhaps it was two beatings, I endured in 
       Chicago Public Schools?
       That gave me the courage to make protecting 
       another, my life's golden rule!

                 


                            4/1/2021
                              ~5~
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member To Friendly Face and Open Door

In a moment, in a twinkling of an eye at the last trumpet:
for the trumpet shall blow, and the dead shall be raised up
incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
—1 Cor 15:52

To Friendly Face and Open Door

Spring of daffodils and time change,
of snowy Bradford pears and I,
to friendly face and open door;
ecstatic at the doctored lift.*

Of snowy Bradford pears and I,
an hour that cannot be reclaimed.
Ecstatic at the doctored lift.
Latter smile on church-countenance.

An hour that cannot be reclaimed,
and thus the gimp has no inkling.
Latter smile on church-countenance.
Pain perished in twinkling moment.

And thus the gimp has no inkling,
saved from the click clack of a clock.
Pain perished in twinkling moment,
in glory of Great Physician.**

Saved, from the click clack of a clock,
to friendly face and open door.
in glory of Great Physician,
Spring of daffodils and time change.

~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~

*lift - elevator and metaphor
**Great Physician - Jesus Christ
***non-rhyming pantoum
Form: Pantoum

Premium Member Uncle Charles

He chases her around the garden
Arms are whirling. 
                                                          
                                                            They say he has a metal plate in his head
                                                             that's why his hand flops.

He tickles her to the red earth
both laughing toward the sun
a generational quilt of love.

                                                             They say he raided a pillbox
                                                             on some burning island 
                                                             a million smiles ago
                                                             that's why the eye droops 
                                                             the Marine Corps leg is heavily braced.
They're sitting off to the side
sharing a soft silence 
between spoonfuls of ice cream.
                                                            They found him a week later
                                                            the only sacrificial lamb left alive
                                                            no more than eighty pounds 
                                                            before falling, he took out a half dozen dead enders.               
                                                  

She notices neither the gimp nor flop
only the bronze star eyes and 
purple heart that gift her unsoiled attention.

Premium Member To Dumb To Lay Down

Down, so many things forced down, 
they force you 		look down, lie down,
even music tracks “comma, down, doobee down.” 
	The tracks the coyote left in the snow
drew my eyes down, the cat is missing. 
Poor half-bitten stray, already a gimp, 
I bet he was overcome and went down, 
down by the riverside
	down by …

Yes, the down-drums, 
I ain’t going to worry war no more, 
I ain’t going to worry war no more. 
Yeah, right—

Of course, there are some good downsides
when a lover goes down, but all and all,
I prefer the upbeat, 
to the beat-down 
the suburbs to the
downtown.

Fisrt Published by Clockwise Cat Jan 2015


Premium Member Bill Disney - Dizzy

If you ever drive through our small Oregon Town
You won't help but notice the house that's run down
A man called Bill Disney lived there for ten years
When we learnt of his story it brought many tears.

He was covered in burn scars and walked with a limp
As kids we knew no better and called him the gimp
He rarely went out, sometimes stood at his front door
The only one that spoke to him was a girl at the store.

When folks in town died we'd always show respect
What happened at Bills service we didn't expect
Ten Vietnamese women stood by a general’s side
When the general told his story many of them cried.

"It happened in Vietnam in the year sixty five
These women standing here are lucky to be alive
An orphanage was on fire when Bills platoon arrived
Thanks to Bills heroic action everyone in it survived.

He rushed towards the entrance kicking down the door
And he kept going back in and bringing out more
Went back in one last time to check all was clear
So full of determination and he showed no fear.

The heat was so intense and the building ablaze
You could just see the outline through smoky haze
He finally came out and collapsed on the ground
With third degree burns that's what the medics found.

An honourable discharge and then he came here
And a medal of honour for the man with no fear
That rescue changed Bill he was never the same
People avoided him they should bow down in shame.

He was born in New York city but didn't go back
And settled down here to get his life back on track
He'd been missing for a week so the police called around
And got in touch with us when his medal they found ".

The general then added" Bill was one of the best"
And asked for volunteers to carry him to his rest
I looked around the church at all the hands in the air
Felt sad that when he needed help it just wasn't there.

Never judge a book by its cover my mother told me
I wish I had listened to her and helped Bill Disney 
At his graveside seven soldiers fired shots in the air
A great shame it took his death for people to care.



Written 12 August 2019.

For bring a character to life poetry contest

Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux.
Form: Rhyme

Implored To Persevere

I'm believing that next year,
 will be better than the last,
   One thing for sure,
 I won't dwell in the past.

   I cannot recall,
 anything easy or simple,
   The entire year,
 I'm in pain and a cripple.

   I can barely walk,
 my hips will not engage.
   I feel helpless,
 and my temper is in a rage.

   I'm not able to work,
 you could say I'm a gimp,
   Being handicapped,
 no place for a wimp.

   I can't get no help,
 from social security,
  Government offices,
 run on inefficiency.

   I'm not even able to get,
 decent medical attention,
  This blows my mind,
 out of my comprehension.

   I have a friend,
 who helps take care of me,
   Looks like old age,
 is not hassle-free.

   January first,
 I will have Medicare,
  They charge me 150.00 a month, 
 I have not a penny to spare.

   I went to court,
 a judge ruled in my favor,
   This is where,
 things began to waiver.

   Every month,
 I struggle to pay my rent,
   Social Security,
 gives me grief and torment.

   I hang in there, 
 because this year will be a better year,
   If nothing else,
 I'm implored to persevere….

        TURBO1904
Form: Rhyme

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