Threesome - Now a Bawdy Collaboration

One evening Bob nervously said I kinda like three in a bed She said I’ve got friends And each of them tends To share the desires in your head The next night as had been arranged His ankles and hands were in chains His lady walked in With Rodney and Jim And that kinda messed with his brains His girl was a leather clad gimp And Jim looked a bit of a wimp Rodney said ducky Time to get mucky But Bob was decidedly limp * Time to collaborate... First ‘up’... Jan Allison Bob swallowed six Viagra whole And soon was like a flag pole Much to his delight He stayed up all night The threesome all enjoyed their roll * And from Tom Cunningham... Poor old Bob was a pitiful sight His girl decided to put things right She produced a pump And worked on his stump And Bob was like a stallion all night.  Old Bob was so grateful for his girlfriend But all things good always come to an end With too much thumping And all the humping His thing deflated and started to bend. * And Belle Bellevue writes... Bob went to see the doctor with his crick Asking please could he do something with it Doc gave it a jerk That really hurt But it became bigger after the visit. That put a smile a mile wide on Bob's face He strutted proudly all over the place The more people looked The longer he stood With swollen head penetrating airspace. Bob begged his girlfriend to bring some more in The home fast becoming a den of sin They came three by three A sexy grand prix Which ended up with Bob in a tailspin. * Mark Koplin adds... Old Bob was a motherless soul He liked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes All three gave him a grin On his chinny chin chin Next time he’ll add a few moles * And Tania adds this... Bob was enjoying being wildly bad Posted a dating site with his fun add So anxious he couldn't sleep After being banned a creep He was now left a frustrated poor lad *