Terry Flood | + Follow Poet |
Limerick | + Fav Poem | Comment | Email | Print |

Threesome - Now a Bawdy Collaboration

One evening Bob nervously said
I kinda like three in a bed
She said I’ve got friends
And each of them tends
To share the desires in your head

The next night as had been arranged
His ankles and hands were in chains
His lady walked in
With Rodney and Jim
And that kinda messed with his brains

His girl was a leather clad gimp
And Jim looked a bit of a wimp
Rodney said ducky
Time to get mucky
But Bob was decidedly limp

                  *



Time to collaborate...
First ‘up’... Jan Allison

Bob swallowed six Viagra whole
And soon was like a flag pole
Much to his delight
He stayed up all night
The threesome all enjoyed their roll

                   *

And from Tom Cunningham...

Poor old Bob was a pitiful sight
His girl decided to put things right
She produced a pump
And worked on his stump
And Bob was like a stallion all night. 

Old Bob was so grateful for his girlfriend
But all things good always come to an end
With too much thumping
And all the humping
His thing deflated and started to bend.

                   *

And Belle Bellevue writes...

Bob went to see the doctor with his crick
Asking please could he do something with it
Doc gave it a jerk
That really hurt
But it became bigger after the visit.

That put a smile a mile wide on Bob's face
He strutted proudly all over the place
The more people looked
The longer he stood
With swollen head penetrating airspace.

Bob begged his girlfriend to bring some more in
The home fast becoming a den of sin
They came three by three
A sexy grand prix 
Which ended up with Bob in a tailspin.

                    *

 Mark Koplin adds...

Old Bob was a motherless soul
He liked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes
All three gave him a grin
On his chinny chin chin
Next time he’ll add a few moles

                   *

And Tania adds this...

Bob was enjoying being wildly bad
Posted a dating site with his fun add
So anxious he couldn't sleep
After being banned a creep
He was now left a frustrated poor lad

                   *

Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021

Please Login to post a comment

Tania Kitchin Date: 7/13/2021 5:14:00 PM Ha ha, such fun Terry, thanks for the laughs and adding my limerick too! :) Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 5:40:00 PM You’re welcome, Tania. It’s nice to hear from you. Terry

Mark Koplin Date: 7/13/2021 12:04:00 PM That was fun Terry! I feel like I’m going to get suspended again for writing that. Lol Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 5:42:00 PM So, that’s me under the bus then, cheers good buddies! Don’t think I won’t grass! Mark Koplin Date: 7/13/2021 2:27:00 PM Will do Tom lol Tom Cunningham Date: 7/13/2021 12:41:00 PM Don't worry Mark its not on your page, deny all knowledge lol.

Rico Leffanta Date: 7/13/2021 11:53:00 AM Enjoyed! Such clever minds! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 11:59:00 AM Go on, Rico... you know you want to. ;-) Terry

Jan Allison Date: 7/13/2021 8:27:00 AM I had to drop back and see the add ons, a hilarious collaboration I am thrilled to be part of it:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 11:58:00 AM And a most welcome part, you are, Jan. Terry

Eve Roper Date: 7/13/2021 8:07:00 AM These are awesome, Terry, Jan, Tom, Mark, & Belle. cannot stop laughing. Login to Reply Eve Roper Date: 7/14/2021 7:31:00 AM Soup mail Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 11:57:00 AM Perhaps not for ‘Nursery Rhymes 2’ though, eh Eve. Glad you’re enjoying. Terry

Beryl Edmonds Date: 7/13/2021 6:05:00 AM Thanks for adding my Lims Terry, all those put up there are hilarious… Belle Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 11:56:00 AM Thank you for your input, Belle. Terry

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/13/2021 1:44:00 AM Haha brilliant Terry, count me in Soupmail. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/13/2021 2:46:00 AM ha ha ha Tom this is hilarious - so glad to see others writing bawdy poems, perhaps Terry you should add 'bawdy' to the title or the pc blog hog will be complaining!:-( hugs jan xx Tom Cunningham Date: 7/13/2021 2:43:00 AM I hope it grows for you Terry, the collaboration im referring to. Lol Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 2:40:00 AM Done! I feel sorry for Bob.... he wasn’t unable, he was just unwilling, but, hey, I won’t tell if you don’t. Terry

Jan Allison Date: 7/13/2021 1:05:00 AM Bob swallowed six Viagra whole And soon was like a flag pole Much too his delight He stayed up all night The threesome all enjoyed their roll. my gift to you Terry lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 1:28:00 AM Thank you Jan. Duly added... but you should understand that I don’t do royalties. Having seen Gershon’s comment down below, I’m hoping Bob can send me the rest of the box. ;-) Terry

Gershon Wolf Date: 7/12/2021 5:45:00 PM Bob needs to 'get up' for these 'strange encounters.' ~ "AA" (Always Aroused) Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 1:25:00 AM Oh heck... I thought the AA would just steal my beer or fix my car.... and I signed up for two years!

L Milton Hankins Date: 7/12/2021 5:29:00 PM Wonderful!!! I saw the title and knew this was one NOT to miss! Great! Give us more, more, more...how do you like it? Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 7/13/2021 9:17:00 AM That last line is a quote from a disco tune! Terry Flood Date: 7/13/2021 1:24:00 AM Thanks, Milt. Surely, a gentleman never tells... but if I meet one, I’ll ask him for you! Terry

Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2021 4:10:00 PM ha ha ha bawdy at its best - keep the juices flowing lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 7/12/2021 4:26:00 PM Following my three minutes of fame, I thought i should go out with a bang... or not. Thanks, Jan. Terry