Long Gazillion Poems

Colin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab
He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab
Which means he has a lot of time to kill most every day
And lots of evil folk to...

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Move on over ole Joe...

and let the youngbloods take the reins
infusing our promised land with hope.

You done good for America,
serving as laudatory President
from 2020 to the present
Vice President from 2009 to 2017,
and in the United...

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Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after
feeling zonked out staying up
late after a hard day's night
binge reading or slaving o'er
crafting an umpteenth brilliant
masterpiece a comment from
modest...

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Save me from becoming numb
I'm aware that you don't care
Be my best friend unlike some 
All these scars I, alone, bear 
Beware of my blessed breeze as it slips out of my finger tips 
I...

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I'm not strong 
Cuz I don't belong
I long 
To be on your tongue 
And on your mind, swinging along 
All alone, all along or maybe I'm the one in the wrong 
Oooooh oooooh ooooh
Mmmm mmmmm...

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What a special time of year....
 I,Santa and my minion of elves
making a gazillion toys for all
the giddy girls and boys.

Just what are some of the things they
will find under the tree? Let's see !!

Colorful...

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Yale student radio (wybcx) is playing throughout the suite. I’m working on chemistry problems but when a song I don’t know is good enough to catch my attention, I add it to one of my...

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Joyous rapture awoke sleeping animalistic giant: 
carnal, feral, gonadal horniness in deed, when defiant

this primate crossed figurative 
   paths with a stunning woman 
older than a spring chicken freed 
   via...

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Teacher gave homework
  got home from school, struggled with it.;
         Let's just say it involved math!
          ...

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You know I felt it too?
It was a random rush, as if a car crash I was living in.
It felt kind of strange, like really strange
Why do emotions have to be so difficult to deal...

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"I  LIKE NONSENSE, IT WAKES UP THE BRAIN CELLS!"
                         ...

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"You matter," she said. Those two words. I had been feeling really down of late, like a worm that isn't even worthy of becoming bait. "Listen," I argued, "There are eight billion people on this...

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One in a million, gazillion, bazillion
Worth more than gold dollars a trillion or a billion –
You are my beacon, a Christian, love driven.
No heathen, no herdsman, no huntsman or felon.
No elfin, no ermine, no coward...

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LISTEN, LISTEN! I have BIG NEWS
Dr Suess has a store just full of SHOES..
A GAZILLION shoes I'm sure there must be
Line them all up, bet they'd stretch to the sea!

Small shoes and tall shoes and...

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day
Now that's really unbelievable
I'm only good for about 40 times tops
50 is almost inconceivable

The dot over the “i” is called a tittle
I'm aware naughty words aren't allowed
Though this...

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I'm swinging on alcohol ,
Puffing smoke from day to dawn ,
Locomoting up steets  to downtown,
Inquisitoring for  that one pill .
Such pill to avail me sleep 
But the doctors say they have  such...

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I'm swinging on alcohol ,
Puffing smoke from day to dawn ,
Locomoting up steets  to downtown,
Inquisitoring for  that one pill .
Such pill to avail me sleep 
But the doctors say they have  such...

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The human race is ugly, yet beautiful,
Humans are destroyers, yet saviors,                        ...

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There’s nothing finer, in a sense,
Than certain words in present tense.
Words which are incredibly,
Etched on your mind indelibly. 

Immaculate, petulant, magnificent, sinew,
Incredulous, superfluous, to name just but a few.
Sacrament, procrastinate, intestate - may seem,
Draconian, Dickensian,...

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Born in a nebulae, a spiders web of gas,
coloured by temperature, weighted by mass.
Nuclear fusion keeps them shining bright 
just like on that first day when God created night.
So they don’t burn us He cast...

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Madam President’s News Briefing

By Elton Camp

The outcome of the election wasn’t expected
It was over and it was she who’d been elected

As soon as Madam Prez’s term in office did begin
It was a team of competent...

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Father God, as I look into your beautiful eyes
They are so brilliant, loving, kind, peaceful, faithful, and forever wise
There in your pupils are so many shades of blue
My heart and soul aches for you
I see...

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Curiosity is a path that leads many ways;
An expedition full of a gazillion crossroads.
While it may be good that one treads its path,
Yet not without the utmost care and caution.
For knowledge is a deal with...

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Quality Versus Quantity seems to be a reason for debate,
Although I don't know why or who would even hesitate
To set aside and place quality in a class much preferred,
Since quantity is a number and over...

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Trustworthiness, respect, caring, fairness, charity of spirit, Integrity, benevolence and love, are important human characteristics and traits,

Why are they not practiced by Americans diligently?
“We are the best! We are number one!” They shout.

Which begs the...

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