Long Flirty Poems
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Doggerel IDoggerel I or Nonsense Verse
A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
Bible Libel
by Michael R. Burch
If God
is good,
half the Bible
is libel.
I came up...
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Categories:
flirty, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, nursery
Form:
Limerick
LimericksLimericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
flirty, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Doggerel IiDoggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse
The Board
by Michael R. Burch
Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms where
the businessmen paste on their hair
and, Walter Mitties, woo the...
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Categories:
flirty, animal, dog, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
It's Me, Not YouIt's You, Not Me
*this poem can be offensive and has naughty words*
It's all my fault
I put a gentle halt
I'm cold in my skin
You are warm with anger, disappointment and sadness from deep within
It's me,...
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Categories:
flirty, anxiety, beauty, betrayal, boyfriend, break up, cheer
Form:
Lyric
Peach Drenched And Tanterlizing Irasistable My receptive wide adoring eyes rested within the ambient light and bathed in The Shadoe and shade of the scene
Where before me a paragon of sublime refined beauty
So sensually seductively and arousingly delightful...
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Categories:
flirty, appreciation, desire, dream, fantasy, romantic love, sensual,
Form:
Romanticism
The Things We Don'T RememberI don’t remember my first introduction to the idea of same sex couples. I don’t remember the first time I was told it was a “bad” thing.
All I remember is how it felt each time...
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Categories:
flirty, courage, culture, identity, pride, remember, spoken word,
Form:
Free verse
Terrible Terrestrial SideI have a way with words
They may hurt with a sting or they may be badly injuring…this time forth and forevermore…
My mind wanders in a hundred herds
I’m too late…I’m too lost…I’m running outta time…Kingdom...
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Categories:
flirty, anxiety, deep, depression, love hurts, poetry, vanity,
Form:
Free verse
Through the Ears of an Eye WitnessSo take your rose colored glasses off
And see this battle for the withered tulip it really is
There is no leaving this town,
It's got the best heights to fall from
And the best milestones to lose...
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Categories:
flirty, analogy, conflict, health, imagery,
Form:
Free verse
Ur a Aw Awe Awes Aweso Awesome Awesomes Awesomesa Awesomesau Awesomesauc AwesomesauceAw, you're cute
Aw, was that your face?
I think I smacked your face
And gave you a bruise
But that's old ass news
I know that I am silly Billy
I love dandelions honestly
Aw, they are so adorable
The birds...
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Categories:
flirty, emotions, muse, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Manipulations Of FateI wait—
here I wait
for white magic reverie
to embrace me free me
here I wait—
an hourglass full
of leopard-print thoughts
sugar-granular-musings spill
the beginning to the end of a story
the potential the inevitable
life finite ...
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Categories:
flirty, death, fate, life, lost love, romantic love,
Form:
Free verse
The Bachelor SpectacularThe Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch
One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.
Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay and one must go.
If she hollers? That’s the show!
No heart...
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Categories:
flirty, engagement, funny love, heartbreak, marriage, nonsense, relationship,
Form:
Verse
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse ViiiWonderworks
by Michael R. Burch
History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.
The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch
It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect money I’ve loaned
and the rest of this poem’s been postponed.
WHEN...
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Categories:
flirty, fun, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Erotic Poems IErotic Poems I
Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101
by Michael R. Burch
Building her brand, she disrobes,
naked, except for her earlobes.
Erotic Errata
by Michael R. Burch
I didn’t mean to love you; if I did,
it came unbid-
en, and should’ve remained...
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Categories:
flirty, body, clothes, desire, love, lust, sensual, sexy,
Form:
Rhyme
Work Hat Or Flirt Hat - Satire- - - An observation of true events - - -
- - (insatiable person's search) - -
Aiming to embellish my identity
Rural persona branches further
Tight city existence not meant for...
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Categories:
flirty, adventure, change, funny, humor, humorous, satire, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Clyde LiedThese are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
“When again, gentle bride?”
“Nevermore!” bright-eyed Raven replied.
The...
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Categories:
flirty, animal, desire, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, wedding,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Viii - a Bit RisqueLimericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem
Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch
At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...
But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where I’m sore and hurty.
The moral of my story?
To avoid a...
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Categories:
flirty, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance, romantic, sexy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Gustybot Melly - Not For Refined FolkThis the story of Gustybot Melly
His really small nose and his very large belly
He'd finished the biscuits, the cake and the jelly
And munched all the crisps like the ones on the telly
And when he was...
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Categories:
flirty, marriage, sick,
Form:
Rhyme
Limericks V - PoliticsLimericks V - Politics
Baked Alaskan
by Michael R. Burch
There is a strange yokel so flirty
she makes whores seem icons of purity.
With all her winkin’ and blinkin’
Palin seems to be thinkin’—
"Ah culd save th’ free world ’cause...
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Categories:
flirty, america, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, political, usa,
Form:
Limerick
Elderly Driver On the HighwayElderly Driver On The Highway
This is something to raise a laugh and a guffaw or two…
I’m pretty sure all readers here will agree with me too…
A patrolman was holding watch over the heavy...
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Categories:
flirty, character, community, confusion, funny, hilarious, old, tribute,
Form:
Light Verse
Tribute To Our Mother From CarenOur mother was the prettiest mom in the room. Creative, multi-talented, always doing much more than what was average. We never had a store bought dress and ours were gorgeous with ribbons, lace, and rickrack....
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Categories:
flirty, mother, mother daughter,
Form:
Narrative
Sex PoetryI make love to the pad so call this sex poetry
I'll explain why I'm better off alone and why you shouldn't try to get close to me
Depression took advantage of me when I was...
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Categories:
flirty, deep, depression, missing you, moving on, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Confused GenerationI read with sadness an article in one of the social media platforms. Where a Young Nigerian Celebrity stated clearly that she just want to have kids without getting married to a man responsible. She...
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Categories:
flirty, bangla, betrayal, conflict, confusion, heartbreak, satire,
Form:
Narrative
White Wine And Feather Boa DreamsYou wrap yourself
in the feather boa fantasy of his dreams
sinuous you; X-rated and never sated
dancing to rock ‘n roll— 80’s dated
welcome to the conjugal jungle
of not-so-rusted lust
sixty-something-shapely
your 25th anniversary groom
growls a naughty thought
“you...
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Categories:
flirty, age, beauty, marriage, passion, romantic love, sensual,
Form:
Free verse
Missing My Lost LoveA LETTER TO MY EX
You left and I wrote words.
I abused the pen as I tried to express my thoughts using ink.
I was left alone, sad and broken.
I was left with so many feelings unfelt
And...
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Categories:
flirty, break up, emotions, feelings, first love, girlfriend,
Form:
Free verse
Bullets Can'T DanceThe air stale, thick and cloudy with years of gin soaked carpet odor and cigarette vapor of inconsiderate drag and chain smokers.
The colors smear together and the music disconnected and hypnotic.
The smell of flat...
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Categories:
flirty, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse