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Limericks V - Politics

Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinkin’— "Ah culd save th’ free world ’cause ah’m purty!" Copyright 2012 by Michael R. Burch from Signs of the Apocalypse all Rights and Violent Shudderings Reserved ### Going Rogue in Rouge by Michael R. Burch It'll be hard to polish that apple enough to make her seem palatable. Though she's sweeter than Snapple how can my mind grapple with stupidity so nearly infallible? Copyright 2012 by Michael R. Burch from Signs of the Apocalypse all Rights and Violent Shudderings Reserved ### White as a Sheet by Michael R. Burch Donald Trump had a real Twitter Scare then rushed off to fret, vent and share: “How dare Bernie quote what I just said and wrote? Like Megyn he’s mean, cruel, unfair!” ### “Clintonian” or “Billistic?” by Michael R. Burch There is a new term, “Clintonian,” which means, “Stop your whinin’ and moanin’. He’s only a man doing all that he can to put kneepads in the Smithsonian.” ### Any Woozy Floozy Will Do by Michael R. Burch Once Kennedy, as we all know, bedded a goddess, Monroe; but a man of less mettle, Bill Clinton will settle for Lewinsky and a quick blow. ### A Tale of Two Stiffies by Michael R. Burch There was an ex-candidate, Gore, who amazed with his talent to bore. “He was incredibly stiff,” interns said, with a sniff, “though not like his predecessor!” Keywords/Tags: limerick, nonsense, light verse, humor, humorous, America, USA, political, politics, government, Republican, Democratic, election, elections, candidate, candidates

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