DENSER NOT MENSA PART 1- COLLABORATION

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An old gal applied to join Mensa Gee she couldn’t be any denser She went in the wrong door On the thirty third floor And there she enrolled as a fencer When attending her first fencing class A man scored a hit on her huge *** She screamed out so loud It drew quite a crowd She cannot abide failure – its crass! WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON She hollered and screamed for a medic I swear it was worse than a dead duck one without any wings oh the horror she sings she's much more than dense she's pathetic WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH She swore that she really could spell And in math she did surely excel But once she felt pain All she did was complain And whined as her sore butt did swell. WRITTEN BY CHRIS GREEN That old gal then became a method actor but one thing soon became a huge factor she forgot all her lines her mentality declines now she sputters like a John Deere tractor WRITTEN BY LIN LANE Her butt was so sore she bought leeches Gently placing them in her breeches To suck out the bruise We could hear her oooh's I felt sorry for the poor creatures Her butt was so big like a whale all that was missing was it's tail so they stuck a flag up her **** called it the new Khyber pass she went a whiter shade of pale. WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS "Am I smart?" is what she kept asking In glory she hoped to be basking. Suddenly she farted. The whole room departed. Now finding fresh air is their tasking. WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART She sat for the test with all smiles Filled out the forms and the files But she spelled her name wrong Became twisted of tongue And was thrown to the crocodiles. WRITTEN BY RICHARD D SEAL 07-17-17 Seems the old gal was a talented tart Clearing the room with but one single fart Wiping their eyes All those wise guys Soundly applauded her flatulent art WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS 07-18-17

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Date: 7/19/2017 9:47:00 AM
lol you guys are too funny :) Thanks for the smiles :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/19/2017 9:50:00 AM
Thanks Becca:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/18/2017 7:14:00 PM
In mensa corner The high iq sit and stew Over a brew Who is number 1 And who gets the last Chelsea Bun
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/19/2017 9:51:00 AM
lol Chris very dry humour there lol
Date: 7/18/2017 3:59:00 PM
Lol! These limericks are HILARIOUS! Good to you all:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2017 4:01:00 PM
Always room for more Alexis :-) hope you are well:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/18/2017 2:43:00 PM
- Wish I had written all together, myself :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2017 2:53:00 PM
Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/18/2017 2:29:00 PM
Now that's the mother of all limericks.Great collaboration.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2017 2:52:00 PM
thanks Alfred:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/18/2017 8:47:00 AM
Seems the old gal was a talented tart//Clearing the room with but one single fart//Wiping their eyes//All those wise guys//Soundly applauded her flatulent art. And I soundly applaud all the talented limercists who made this collab a real gas! huggapoos ~ j
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2017 2:50:00 PM
lol John I'll add that one now:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/18/2017 4:39:00 AM
What can you expect from such an ass :) Even the rest are great limericks.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2017 4:41:00 AM
Thanks Victor - I guess she isn't THAT clever lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 8:18:00 PM
Hi Jan , well done to all this is too funny :)))
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2017 3:22:00 AM
Join in the fun Niall lol:-) Hope you are feeling better now:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 6:01:00 PM
This is not Collaboration...IT IS SHEER JOY !! Kudos to all of you on a wonderful write !
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 6:06:00 PM
aww Dan that is comment of the year - please join in if you can think of a limerick to add in. I guess anyone who is in Mensa wouldn't quite agree with my poem. My aunt is a member of Mensa, she has a wicked sense of humour and also used to write poop limericks like I do - it just took my hubbies cancer for me to start writing and long may the humour continue to flow:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 5:37:00 PM
LOVE IT!! Especially the stanza by Dale--what's his name?
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/17/2017 5:46:00 PM
me, either!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 5:45:00 PM
lol Dale I had to double check i had written the right name - you can guess I'm not a member of Mensa lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 5:07:00 PM
lots of fun! kudos to all of you!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 5:08:00 PM
Thanks Ilene I have a part 2 to post sometime lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 3:58:00 PM
haha. Oh Lordy, the last two writers did super funny ones. All of them were good and of course yours were great motivators!! When you say Mensa does it actually rhyme with denser, as if you are not saying the R at the end of denser? Great job , EVERYONE~
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 4:10:00 PM
I say it as Menser not Men Sa so it rhymes lol... you can tell I'm not a member lol:-) I love all the poems but especially the second one by Seren which I thought was hilariarse lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 2:10:00 PM
The moral of this tail of a Mensa Don't bare your ass to a fencer When he says "En Guard" Make way to the yard And hope his foil's not as sharp as a Ginza
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 4:08:00 PM
ha ha ha I will post that Charlie lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 1:03:00 PM
Now, there's a real winning side-splitter! She certainly was dense; fantastic job guys!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 1:08:00 PM
Please feel free to join in ML I have just added a poem by Seren:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 12:20:00 PM
She swore that she really could spell - And in math she did surely excel - But once she felt pain - All she did was complain - And whined as her sore but did swell...Funny one Jan and Tim.
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Tim Smith
Date: 7/17/2017 12:56:00 PM
lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 12:22:00 PM
ha ha ha great one Chris I will add it now:-) I have a second poem to post tomorrow :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2017 11:53:00 AM
She hollered and screamed for a medic...I swear it was worse than a dead duck...one without any wings...oh the horror she sings...she's much more than dense she's pathetic
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 11:59:00 AM
Cheers lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 7/17/2017 11:56:00 AM
I'm always game...lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2017 11:55:00 AM
ha ha ha I LOVE it - collaboration time Tim ???:-) hugs Jan xx