Long Drive me up a wall Poems

Is not God a concept, till we see Him?
How will memorising scriptures assist?
Conditioned beliefs make our soul’s light dim.
Love alone is real and that’s life’s gist.
A Hindu believes God takes many forms,
whilst for a Christian,...

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Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see
that there will be times when we cannot agree.
Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss
So I think it’s proper that I should be boss.”

Rum gave a stare that...

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SHE DRIVES ME UP THE WALL

She drives me up the wall like a slave-driver
O yes, she does ! but even though she may wield 
the rod in her hand ever so threateningly at me 
At...

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It was two minutes until doomsday
and she struggled to finish her text.
it was an awkward time to break it off
but she couldn’t plunge into eternity
with her lover, still attached to her wrist.

And he waited patiently...

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Wrapped in long white as if married to birth 
In a plastic box, with wheels on the bottom, 
There she lay, unaware of her worth 
Unaware of the sheer amount of hats she’d wear topped...

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I reckon you could call me an old curmudgeon but that's alright!
I've been around four score and three and I have earned that right!
There are many things that annoy me but I'll mention just a...

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I must say that in my four score years I've done it all and seen it all,
But in the autumn of my life, noxious noises drive me up the wall!
I like the soothing sound of...

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Cocktail parties are an entrenched American custom, I suppose.
A forum to spew inane babble and where the booze freely flows!
I've suffered through more of them than I care to recall,
And I try to avoid them...

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Its there I want to feel your curves drip in wetness.
To feel your chills turn cold as I drive you up the wall.
I want taste your pleasure with my tongue as I run wild.
Wild through...

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Wanna move up the ladder fast?
I'll tell you what to do;
Run to the boss's office,
And shine those dirty shoes!

Are your fingers stout enough,
To massage his smelly feet?
Clip those crusted toe nails,
Make sure they're nice and...

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When was it since we burned our bridges 
as to the distant horizon we flew?
Time went so fast and how it slipped by,
sometimes we laughed, at times we cried.

You know I would not change even...

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WOMAN BUT HUMAN

I stand tall,
Hope won’t fall,

I can fly,
One day will die,

I am strong,
But also wrong,

I am loud,
In a crowd,

I am free,
I choose to be,

Not in prison,
I’m a person,

I love honey,
More than money,

I fear poison,
Am...

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like everyone else just tired of it all
like me does it drive you up the wall
everywhere you go have to wear a mask
like anymore it's just like a simple task

do you hate when see a...

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THEY SAY YOU ARE THE K-KING 
I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD 
SOMEONE SAID YOUR FASTBALL 
WAS THE BEST HE EVER HEARD 
THEY SAY YOU HAVE A FASTBALL 
THE FASTEST OF THEM ALL 
SHOW ME YOUR...

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At one time loud rock and roll music

Would drive me up the wall

Guess I must have really mellowed out

It no longer upsets me at all

Either that or I'm losing my hearing

That could be the reason

Whichever...

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At one time loud rock and roll music
Would drive me up the wall
Guess I must have really mellowed out
It no longer upsets me at all

Either that or I'm losing my hearing
That could be the reason
Whichever...

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You made me smile
You made me fall
With time and patience
You became my all

Always there for me
Even before I knew
I couldn’t see my heart was meant for you

Oblivious at first and often clumsy too
These odd qualities...

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“Persnickety” is placing too much emphasis
On trivial or minor details
Anal is another good way to describe it
Uptightness usually prevails

Be careful when you call someone persnickety
Most don't take to it kindly
Better be ready to defend yourself...

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It's raining cats and dogs on a dark and stormy night -
with such a stroke of genius, a poet starts to write.
Inane clichés he's banging out to beat the band,
a booby trap as big as...

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When I was about sixteen I bought my first car a '37 Ford.
I thought I was hot stuff as about the town I roared!
It had straight pipes and a radio from which the music blared,
But...

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There is nothing greater than a man called daddy. He works all day trying to help make a living for mama and the kids. When things get rough, daddy gets tough. He does everything possible...

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I chose to jump that cliff
In sweet sleepwalking
Accidentally into each other
We fell, lulled dream-talking
Tucked cozily on his shoulder
Nestled, esteeming to exalting

But the stench of fear
Arose so unnerving
Out of the blue, casually
The only certainty is an...

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Did you ever suffer writer's block, 
When you couldn't write a line?  
When you struggled, hoped, and waited  
For that inspiration shine?

Did you ever beg the muses 
To intervene on your behalf, 
And...

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