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Noxious Noises

I must say that in my four score years I've done it all and seen it all, But in the autumn of my life, noxious noises drive me up the wall! I like the soothing sound of most music and birds trilling in the trees, But, Lord, spare me the wheezing of those bagpipes, if you please! I like the sound of thunder and the rain falling softly on my roof, But I could strangle the neighbor for letting his mutt yap and woof! I can tolerate classical music until the prima donna Madame Zaria, Begins to belt out her raucous contralto in an intolerable aria! A most trying nuisance and I suppose one of my biggest gripes, Are kids with boom boxes and their jalopies with those roaring pipes! I don't mind the occasional rumbling of a train or the screaming jets, But when dining I suffer acid reflux hearing inane cell phone vignettes! I've got a bone to pick with the inventor of the wailing saxaphone! That and the squeaking of a clarinet are more than I can condone! I like western musical harmony sung by "The Sons Of The Pioneers." But spare me those "She Done Me Wrong Songs" - they aggravate my ears! Why can't folks keep their cats inside so they aren't yowling on my lawn, And a hex on the dude revving his Harley Davidson waking me at dawn! I reckon before I blow a gasket or worse yet lose my poise, I'd better rush out and buy some ear plugs to stifle that noxious noise! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Date: 7/13/2012 12:57:00 PM
It's FRIDAY! yeah!!!...Bob, of all the annoying noises u wrote so wonderfully about, I gotta say I hate the cell phone vignettes the most too!! Ugh..rude and annoying! Great expressions on noise pollution with an angle that only u could so humorously pen! Great fun in this rhyming delight. gwendolen
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Date: 7/13/2012 12:17:00 PM
LEAF BLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and LAWN MOWERS.
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Date: 7/10/2012 8:11:00 AM
a very entertaining rant! enjoyed hearing your gripes - can totally relate to many of them! makes me wonder, would it be so bad to lose some hearing? lol ;)
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Date: 7/10/2012 7:45:00 AM
My husband used to go to bed with ear plugs in his ears. I for one can't stand the eerie crying of a cat in heat. Give me heaven where the angels sing and I will join right in with harp so the melodies ring. Once again Mr. Poet you have put a smile on my face with your style of writing.
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Date: 7/9/2012 7:55:00 PM
BRAVO Robert!!! I must agree that noxious noises drive ME nuts too. However, I do enjoy the saxophone, being a confirmed jazz lover, and as for classical music? Opera is not my favourite, but I DO enjoy symphonies. As always, HUGELY entertaining, my friend!! Best wishes, Keith
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Date: 7/9/2012 7:29:00 PM
I think we have some of the same neighbors. Funny how things bother us as we get older.
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Date: 7/9/2012 4:58:00 PM
i'll bet that in real life you're a gentle soul who never complains about anything, but on the page you're able to get it all out (in good fun!). i always enjoy your poetic rants and this one is no exception - absolutely wonderful!
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Date: 7/9/2012 10:52:00 AM
Ha , ha this is quite the funny piece my friend! I really enjoyed your glorious write he today! I have to agree with you that those noxious noises are a pain in the ear! Great Work!!
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Date: 7/9/2012 10:35:00 AM
LOL, love - it! I had a chuckle and was nodding in agreement with many of these, Bob. Have a great week, both of you
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Date: 7/9/2012 9:51:00 AM
Enjoyed this write very much Robert.Yes noises can be such disturbing.
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