Long Conman Poems

Limericks IV - Donald Trump

The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...

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Melanie’s  plight  
 Her constant  fight

Who is this asshole ?, the only one who will gain
as he – in his insane ways – causes you such pain.
Who is this jerk ?, that...

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He crossed all boundaries, didn't 
care about what they said,took on 
all abuses and beatings just to show 
the world that He loves me and he'd 
give up everything to make me His 
own. He...

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My flag is not black n white with a blue streak 
My flag is not a field of white stars n scars of machine guns
My flag is not the fat face of a demagogue
Orange, pale,...

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The lights dim, and a single spotlight illuminates the dude speaker/He adjusts the microphone the voice, and when it comes, it is strong.) The Confidence Man)/
 He's not a robber with a gun and mask,...

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Dreamin' with my eyes on these Montana skies
Blue as the plaid in my plum good shirt
I got the mitten by a beauty queen smitten
By a flannel mouthed tenderfoot from the Wyoming dirt

I’m just a waddie...

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A seed was kept, by a pretty woman, in her pocket
As she goes, up and down the stairs, with a bucket

For nine long months, she has it, inside her pocket
Till she finally lost her strength...

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Hire me a hitman to teach me the reasons to live life
i am suicidal and need some advice
Hire me a prostitute
to teach me how not to be martyred by my sex life of nasty men
to...

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Previews were many for a series called "Lost"
The cast was extensive, oh what a cost!

Production gave, to the viewers, a plight,
When Oceanic 815 began its fated flight

Something went wrong, the plane began to fall
It crashed...

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 Quora Originally Answered: What is the reason for your Trump hatred?




One reason I am “spewing hatred for Trump” (and mind you, this is just one emblematic reason): upon firing the commander of the Coast Guard,...

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the path of least resistance
are we comfortable yet
are we busy making friends?
are we hiding in the shadows of doom and gloom 
trying to get away
and stay out of the reaches of destiny the heart can...

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The ghetto child in me

It’s the ghetto child in me that 
makes me not to turn the other 
cheek when someone beats 
me.
It’s the ghetto child in me that 
says beat the hell out of...

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She Fled Into A Dark Oblivion On The Rise

She fled into a dark oblivion on the rise
mad race into its dark devil's eyes.
Just another fix, her body had its needs
who cares if everything else bleeds?

Needle...

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In my entire life,
the worst things to come
upon me,
has come at the,
hands of respectable
people, who call themselves
good.

It has not been,
scary men, in dark shadows.
It has not been,
those people, across the sea.
It has not been,
the conman,...

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In Gentilly she reigns as Bastet, the daughter of Ra,
An unrepentant drop of golden sun. 
Then come some rascal Baphomet, an outcast by law,
A desperado conman on the run.
She teased him with her laser pointer...

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Time – a prison

I see my Daughter’s life, spent in a time capsule,
locked in this prison, a prisoner of her own devices,
waiting for the phone to ring, to bring her to life,
to open the cage...

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Advertising
Looking for clients, people who’ll buy
Got lots to sell bigger fish to fry
Looking for a break through
It’s got to come soon
I’ll advertise a fork and sell you a spoon.

Magazines and newspapers, that’s what I’ll try
Make...

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Brother Joseph 

Brother Joseph loved whiskey to drink
Never washed and oh boy did he stink
Monks  stuck him in a tub
All took turns him to rub
He's no longer called the missing link.

Old Sparky

A cruel robber...

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The Hunter for PD

Yesterday, I visited 
the timeless monastery
where the Buddhist monks dwell,
the place a sublime testament 
to their simplicity, perception 
and peace.

With delight, 
I viewed the fragment of skull
and the skeletal fingers:
repellent to some,
yet...

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They idolize a villain with no integrity.
A conman void of honor and filled with misery.

A man who cares for no one, each sentence ends with me.
For this, the MAGA cult, will give-up sweet democracy.

Uneducated, ignorant,...

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I know of a poet here on the Soup
He is a sham; he has everyone duped
Most poems that he posts are not his own
But quotes from others, rearranged, and donned
So it appears he has written...

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The breath in me weakened 
even before we became one.
Every palpitation was priceless
Her presence was deliberate 
Her purpose was me.

My heart slowed with the possibility
Of her entrance into the same room
She was near when I...

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riding a dark cloud now
wanting to be free while stroking the lightning bolt
acid rain words constructs changes only hell can withstand
my yearning and its passion runs every direction and blueprint of my brain
when i function,...

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In a covered wagon he travelled west 
For every ailment he had a cure
His miracle oil he claimed was the best 
People he conned were the sick and the poor.

In remote towns he would set...

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a transcultural talented conman
with red ruby lips, that could make any developed woman cry
kisses that, more than could blow the mind
payed for in Abrahamic religionist gold
kissed me only to tear at my unknowing soul ...

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