Advertising

Advertising Looking for clients, people who’ll buy Got lots to sell bigger fish to fry Looking for a break through It’s got to come soon I’ll advertise a fork and sell you a spoon. Magazines and newspapers, that’s what I’ll try Make the add slanted to catch the eye Wait for the phone it’s bound to ring On edge all night Hope I got it right But still didn’t sell a bloody thing Changed the format and went digital Spent four hundred quid, recouped sod all Promises made, by a chief exec On edge all night Hope I got it right Nothing sold online or by cash or cheque I look at my product, I know it’s great I look at the clock and I’m running late Placing my add it’s all about me On edge all night Hope I got it right But no buyers hooked even though it’s free Last chance saloon, sent in a pic I did my hair and think I look chic Held my goods for everyone to see On edge all night Hope I got it right Come to the conclusion, it must be me. David Cox 09/08/21 Very early morning.