My Hired Help

Hire me a hitman to teach me the reasons to live life i am suicidal and need some advice Hire me a prostitute to teach me how not to be martyred by my sex life of nasty men to guide me toward the sanity that there is one out there for me and make saints out of these amends to the dead Hire me a drug dealer to come into my life to help me recover from dope an oxymoron of sorts but if we can do it maybe there is hope Hire me a conman to teach me the importance of truth a liar of all liars who is desperately seeking my truth of a secret he would be after only i could tell Hire me a false prophet to teach me everything i need to know about living in the present and the consequences of focusing on every domino that could fall in all the wrong directions hire me a soldier i dont care if its a navy seal im sure he could teach me all about cowardice when the threats around me become too real and on center stage where i seemingly plan to fail to teach life lessons in this social experiment lets see who wins which bets and which identities stay hidden and which ones become friends hire me a spy to teach me all about the importance of privacy as i delve into these peoples lives delving into mine The threat is real its do or die this is the scene and there will be a bribe to be made for pulling off the perfect crime it may not be last man standing perhaps a place to get on the same wavelength wash away the past lead the horse to temptation hire me these people and a game for them to play where if they work together they share the spoils and if im successfull they all walk away reborn yet empty handed but what exactly here is my goal?