Long Chortling Poems
Long Chortling Poems. Below are the most popular long Chortling by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Chortling poems by poem length and keyword.
Fahr An' IceFahr an' Ice
by Michael R. Burch
From what I know of death, I'll side with those
who'd like to have a say in how it goes:
just make mine cool, cool rocks (twice drowned in likker),
and real fahr...
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Categories:
chortling, death, drink, fun, humor, humorous, light,
Form:
Light Verse
Poems About Things That Break IiPoems about Things that Break II
These are poems about things that break and/or shatter.
Water and Gold
by Michael R. Burch
You came to me as rain breaks on the desert
when every flower...
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Categories:
chortling, break up, depression, divorce, emotions, farewell, goodbye,
Form:
Rhyme
Sonnets Xxv-XxxiiSonnets XXV-XXXII
Archaischer Torso Apollos (“Archaic Torso of Apollo”)
by Rainer Maria Rilke
loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
We cannot know the beheaded god
nor his eyes' forfeited visions. But still
the figure's trunk glows with the strange vitality
of a...
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Categories:
chortling, bereavement, body, cancer, change, death, depression, life,
Form:
Sonnet
Modern Sonnets IiMODERN SONNETS II
I prefer the original definition of the sonnet as a “little song” of indeterminate form and length. These modern sonnets vary from more-or-less traditional to free verse.
In Praise of Meter
by Michael R. Burch
The...
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Categories:
chortling, art, romance, romantic, romantic love, song, write,
Form:
Sonnet
The ParatotallynormalThe problem with trying to prove clairaudience, clairsentince, out-of-body, and Near Death Experiences to a Mudblood is not as simple
as it could have been.
Is it because Para-science is totally unsubstantiated?
Not in MY family.
Scientifically un-sound?
Sure, by...
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Categories:
chortling, adventure, cute, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, spiritual,
Form:
Free verse
Barking Up the Wrong Tree
“Barking Up the Wrong Tree”
ghost gums
shed their bark
the min-min
makes good use of it
papyrus, soft enough to
imprint and write
thoughts, like the
ripening welts of
green ants
small bites sting
subcutaneous and
meridional,
terra...
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Categories:
chortling, morning, muse, nature, night,
Form:
Free verse
The Apocrypha of Familiars
“The Apocrypha of Familiars”
Wings hover
light luminescent
revelling sprites dark pearls
Corvidae shades
of a family
highly functioning
dysfunctional plural
morphing unobserved
perceived non-unique
spiralling into shape
more black and grey
than white spills
from their eyes
light from their shining
hidden away
intelligence...
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Categories:
chortling, muse, mystery,
Form:
Narrative
Children's PoemsPicturebook Princess
for Keira
We had a special visitor.
Our world became suddenly brighter.
She was such a charmer!
Such a delighter!
With her sparkly diamond slippers
and the way her whole being glows,
Keira’s a picturebook princess
from the points of her...
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Categories:
chortling, children,
Form:
Verse
Sacred Lakes
“Sacred Lakes”
There is magic
in your shaman bones
stories shaken like strange mojo
busy under cover of autumn leaves
turning burnished topaz gold
idling unrushed roll over
in honeyed slumber
turning back hands
to face a time of
blushing...
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Categories:
chortling, journey, love, magic,
Form:
Romanticism
The Vanilla Ice Cream Knights and the Raspberry Queen
"The Vanilla Ice Cream Knights and The Raspberry Queen"
"You’ve been spooning
too much Vanilla Icecream”,
she advised the buffoon
all the feathery self-blustering chirpers
parted way, she had loaded guns
she positively glided into the room
“Diamonds my old...
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Categories:
chortling, adventure, anti bullying, august, romance,
Form:
Free verse
Contentment
Remember watching the clouds breathe,
In endless sees of make-believe,
Erasing the summer blue, azure in fleeting
Moments, silencing the music of birdsong,
Softly chortling in rhythms,
Hearts warmed by the presence of miracles,
Promising the wind will blow away,
Every...
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Categories:
chortling, appreciation, inspirational, spiritual,
Form:
Free verse
Poems about Science 3: EvolutionPOEMS ABOUT SCIENCE 3: EVOLUTION
Peers
by Michael R. Burch
These thoughts are alien, as through green slime
smeared on some lab tech’s brilliant slide, I grope,
positioning my bright oscilloscope
for better vantage, though I cannot see,
but only peer, as...
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Categories:
chortling, bird, fish, fishing, insect, science,
Form:
Rhyme
The Platypus, a Double LimerickThese are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch
Double Limerick: The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are...
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Categories:
chortling, animal, desire, humor, humorous, love, nature, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Mortification FortifiedStimulated off of asphyxiation
Chortling silence kills me alive
Ignoring the pain of your rain
I’m your everything
I’m nothing without you
Love is where home is
Joy is where home is
Spiraling, mad as a hornet once again
Spinning, sad cuz...
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Categories:
chortling, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Ransom
"Ransom"
Held to ransom
words inject your mind
pierce your skin
drawn backwards
you transcend,
you look within
a bloodied mind
the numbness melts
inconsequential ignobles
and dreary misfortune
a polar ice cap
lying cold on stony heart
rescinds
Blue blood bleeds Red
Mystery Girl
Implodes your...
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Categories:
chortling, birth, confidence, courage, freedom, journey, trust, truth,
Form:
Free verse
The South Side of Chicago''The South Side of Chicago'' by David Hart
The South Side of Chicago
Whence those childhood years were spent
Skip-walking upon grimacing cracked sidewalks
Hastening through filth floored garbage canned
flanked alleyways to--
The forlorn house--windows weeping chrystalline shards--
cascading...
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Categories:
chortling, introspection,
Form:
Blank verse
Birds“The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings.”
- J.M. Barrie, The Little White Bird
Robins, wrens, sparrows,
quivering, yet silent, still
on limbs...
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Categories:
chortling, animal, bird, hope, joy, muse, sky, song,
Form:
Ode
Quiescent
“Even if something is left undone, everyone must take time to sit still and watch the leaves turn.” -Elizabeth Lawrence
Still, soft colors
like blushing roses,
dew kissed, dancing quietly,
in the gentle wind –
rustling like the songbirds,
bursting with...
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Categories:
chortling, appreciation, autumn, inspiration, peace,
Form:
Free verse
Clown At the Abyss“Nobody likes a clown at midnight.” Stephen King
CLOWN AT THE ABYSS
Darkroom abscessed
with neon blush and black-blood —
sunken eyes look surprised
to find oneself in a dank dungeon.
Fecal stench, not...
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Categories:
chortling, dark,
Form:
Free verse
Ebb TideMassive, gray, these leaden waves
bear their unchanging burden—
the sameness of each day to day
while the wind seems to struggle to say
something half-submerged planks at the mouth of the bay
might nuzzle limp seaweed to understand.
Now collapsing...
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Categories:
chortling, ocean,
Form:
Free verse
When Trump Tweets
(Played to the tune, “When Sly Calls,”
by Michael Franks)
When Trump tweets,
Mo’ scowls furrow
When Trump tweets,
the scandals grow
As rumors shake,
idle sits the Boss
Bankrupt morality
is the grifter cost
When Trump tweets,
the rubles spin
When Trump tweets,
the dictators win
Decorum falls,
indecency...
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Categories:
chortling, humorous, parody, satire, song,
Form:
Lyric
Two SistersDeafening Silence
By Sy Roth
Are they going to die like that
Buried under the silt of time with it all unresolved?
Are they a ribonucleic disaster, a broken string of DNA
Deposited in a weary, weeping womb?...
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Categories:
chortling, anger, break up,
Form:
Free verse
Dear Governor NewsomDear Governor Newsom:
What a moronic, Fascist leader, you are!
Controller of COVID~
Hear me chortling from afar!
You have in no way flattened, the curve,
You lying moron, you are totally absurd!
California has had cases, but none like
New...
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Categories:
chortling, america, angst, integrity, leadership, political,
Form:
Couplet
Disembodied Voice
It comes in beta waves,
an electro-magnetic tone
The blu-ray timbre
channel surf creep
in your sleep
Then it’s rapid eye movement gone
This disembodied voice
whispers robo-call suggestively,
“Vote for American czar me”
Saying,...
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Categories:
chortling, allusion, imagery, perspective, political,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
DisappointmentTraveling across a countryfied road.
Large hollows furbished of loose
pebbles and twisted roots ascend
from a prominent blue spruce.
Rotting posts, a barbed wired
fence, and pair of Mustangs
racing 'cross a
green pasture toward
ole' woebegone stable,
as a...
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Categories:
chortling, family
Form:
Verse