Long Caboodle Poems
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Soul Quotient
I went out for the newspaper at the usual time this morning, shortly after 5AM, (yes, I'm one of the "odd few" who still enjoys the crisp feel of a morning paper in my hands),...
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Categories:
caboodle, analogy, appreciation, earth, life, universe, wisdom,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...
spry buck analogous to energizing bunny
jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.
Home on the range
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy Bunny herd
and felt ingratiatingly inured,
nevertheless colony or nest
of doe eyed demoiselles
stewed over...
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Categories:
caboodle, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal, candy, computer,
Form:
Rhyme
Curse of Miscalculation Dk
he was not dumb
but he struck his thumb
now he was dumb-struck
and screamed jolly good
his hand in plaster
and bad luck his master
he could not drive his truck
to bide his time
he drank some wine
set out to...
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Categories:
caboodle, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
As Precautionary Measure
As precautionary measure...
I backed up all software
resident on fifteen inch
Macbook Pro computer
yesterday December first
two thousand twenty two
courtesy two terabyte
Seagate external drive.
Hardware not necessarily superfluous
when associating, assessing, and assaying
true value to equipment...
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Categories:
caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel,
Form:
Free verse
South of the United States Border
South Of The (United States) Border...
(Reigns A Welter Of Disorder)
Caravans comprising multitudinous
peoples plodded a steady course
analogous to iron filings drawn by
strong magnetic force
gravitational pull generated
...
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Categories:
caboodle, abuse, america, break up, community, environment, giving,
Form:
Ballad
The Hotel
Each year we drive to the south of Spain to soak up the sun's warm rays
But we like to maintain a leisurely pace, so it takes us two full days
Which means we stay at Hotel-and-Go,...
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Categories:
caboodle, confusion, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
Help Need Somebody
H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!...
Spouse booby trapped husband!!!
Homicide courtesy munch
house zen by proxy
immediately suspected hunch
police, K9 corps, and ambulance
nearly lost their lunch crossing...
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Categories:
caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Exhortations Against Ole Saint Nick
the (better late than never)
free admission confession, exhortations against Ole Saint Nick
treasured untold shenanigans of Santa,
his elves and reindeer discovered only
by colluding via "FAKE" fluke
did I manage to worm winning the...
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Categories:
caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Light Verse
The Better Late Than Never Free Admission Confessio
...exhortations against Ole Saint Nick
(alternately titled untold treasured shenanigans of Santa)
his elves and reindeer discovered only
by colluding via "FAKE" fluke
did I manage to worm winning the trust
among Christmas elves and reindeer
confident this generic...
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Categories:
caboodle, analogy, december, giggle, imagination, lust, metaphor, satire,
Form:
I do not know?
The Slide Ruler
The Slide Ruler
As regulations rule this world from outside in and my time slowly
seeps away on this planet’s...
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Categories:
caboodle, life,
Form:
Free verse
Treasured Untold Shenanigans of Santa, His Elves and Reindeer
only by a fluke did I manage
to worm winning trust
among Christmas elves and reindeer
confident this generic guy,
would never breach scandalous
...
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Categories:
caboodle, christmas, holiday, humor, myth, satire, snow, youth,
Form:
Light Verse
Praise To Thy Lenovo Computer Screen
A query one respondent
sent didst seem
tummy tubby sincere, possibly
channeled by cyber sea men,
via bayou A true Britt, aye esteem,
sans abba ra ca dab invoked
...
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Categories:
caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
Shaggy Dog Limericks Iv
The Labradoodle
It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle
The Labrador Retriever (Lab)
The Lab a friend gave...
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Categories:
caboodle, animal, cute, dog, funny, humor, humorous, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Colors In the Sky
They say to forgive and forget
But I’d rather resent and remember
Two doves in white flying,
feathers glow beneath the morning's rainbow colors
To err is to silver as to forgive is to santa's sleigh balls
You’ve...
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Categories:
caboodle, 12th grade, anger, angst, anti bullying, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
Imminent Botox Injection Treatment
Potential cause célèbre dermatological solution
to stem palmar hyperhidrosis,
which medical break thru a last ditch effort
if Glycopyrrolate ineffective
to stave off sweaty hands.
Venerable Doctor Harold Milstein
an acclaimed dermatologist
possesses over 45 years
experience with Dermatologic Care,
Cosmetic Dermatology, and
Mohs Surgery...
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Categories:
caboodle, 12th grade, anger, drug, fate, mental illness,
Form:
Free verse
Close Call In Ireland
CLOSE CALL IN IRELAND
I once had an affaire de coeur with a foxylady, in fact a randy colleen
In Ireland with a tough older brother looking to...
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Categories:
caboodle, funny, me, old, me, old,
Form:
Free verse
Heaven
Sky looks, at this eventide, like an ocean of rainbows.
Has the almighty sprinkled his bright-dark contract of his sum aggregation of the entirety of everything and caboodle of his wholeness thickly on this evening canvas?
Birds...
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Categories:
caboodle, heaven, life, nature,
Form:
Haibun
Conceived In Sin -
Conceived In Sin -
Cincinnati, Ohio
(most Up To Date Virgin)
Any attempt for fecund woman
to successfully counteract biologic
reproductive force to whit
deserves grudging testes
meant to garner at least tidbit
sans, ejaculated kudos (by Dickens),
where aborted squirt,
viz skin flute,...
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Categories:
caboodle, animal, desire, first love, freedom, giving, humorous,
Form:
Bio
Just Call Me a F U G Hing Hip Poke Writ
Just Call Me A F*****G Hip Poke Writ
Oh flibbertigibbet
damn, heil (Stuart Little) let mice
self down dagnabbit,
no matter this lactose intolerant,
conscientious, consumer and avowed kit
and caboodle - ninny vegetarian,
who lacked true grit,
cuz he craved a ham,...
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Categories:
caboodle, abuse, animal, atheist, creation, grief, horror, rights,
Form:
Free verse
Chinese Checkers
I ain't surprised by anything I hear on the news nowadays!
The way the gov'mint is bein' run just leaves me in a daze!
This mornin' I heard another of Obama's schemes has gone sour!
Seems that this...
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Categories:
caboodle, humorous, political, money,
Form:
Rhyme
A Cat a Rat and Paws That Bat
I have a cat that wears no hat;
though her paws do love to bat,
her mice and balls,
all through my hall.
A clever cat,
a feisty cat,
I made her a nice catnip rat;
my hyper-active tabby cat.
A cat with...
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Categories:
caboodle, animal, cat, cute, funny, humorous, imagination, pets,
Form:
Light Verse
Frost On Your Noodle
If there's frost on your noodle, don't despair
It's a sign of genius if you've got grey hair
But the experts say when the colour takes flight
Intelligence doesn't just happen overnight
It takes years and years of bumps...
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Categories:
caboodle, age, old,
Form:
Quatrain
Credo
I have marked my place,
I stand now in the
bulging vein of the moment.
No more hunting for meaning
or for anti-meaning,
all socks are white or not.
I am here.
a one-sized loosely fitted mind,
a tick and cross
on an...
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Categories:
caboodle, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Frost On Your Noodle
If there's frost on your noodle, don't despair
It's a sign of genius if you've got grey hair
But the experts say when the colour takes flight
Intelligence doesn't just happen overnight
It takes years and years of bumps...
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Categories:
caboodle, life,
Form:
Couplet
Enter Prize Zine Wit 24 Tidy Lines
of mice an men aye n'er doth quit
dialing countless times google
fascinating to this human caboodle ling kit upon porcelain goddess,
most brilliant ideas congeal in me mind, and thou' loo pee...
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Categories:
caboodle, allegory, beauty, celebration, imagery, inspiration, philosophy, uplifting,
Form:
I do not know?