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H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!... Spouse booby trapped husband!!! Homicide courtesy munch house zen by proxy immediately suspected hunch police, K9 corps, and ambulance nearly lost their lunch crossing over divide yellow crime tape cordoned off homicide booted feet did poetically crunch while leashes untangled, viz braided bunch. Law enforcement officers i.e. they Perkiomen Township precinct tidy as... executive attache case headed by narcotics mod squad trooper Amelie Beth knew address of scrivener brother immediately quaffed mouthful Schuylkill downing requisite with "FAKE" sedative cray zee that seems giving judicious punch to allay time and again marital altercations daresay put Schwenksville neighborhood under immediate lockdown Bay of Pigs in comparison childsplay summoned rookies re: instant karma coldplay witnessed unusual display officers, paramedics, and trained German shepherds on faux pas did pray (canines formerly under religious sway nsync with neutered saint Matthew Scott sacred church fathers and mothers panglossian benevolence ne'er betray loved spouting doggerel pay Canis lupus familiaris obeissance oh... I got scent tum mental anyway kit and caboodle - women in blue, plus aforementioned cod ray regarding medical technicians braced themselves steely, fiery, burly,... former career recruits, thus okay toughened courtesy green beret fearless motley crew did sashay gingerly, nimbly, softly... treading listening faintly hearing sauntered without delay, whence plaintive bent down on haunches analogous to plie (plea yea) including dogs ready to spring, where overly curious inquisitive nee bores asked to take selfie oy vey afterwards quickly made bee line discerning most strategic way to enter apartment and rescue a scene no stranger Giacomo Casanova, to Rabelais, or Marquis de Sade chaos theory put thru paces mind boggling utter disarray courtesy the missus floor to ceiling clutter, perhaps soiree gone awry with personal paraphernalia strewn helter skelter hodge podge bajillion potential accidents away one misstep to temper and disable garden variety trumpeting popinjay.