Halloween Limerick Poems

Poor Mrs.Lotty became so confused,
But because of her age she's excused.
She adores decorating.
But what she is creating,
Has the neighborhood somewhat amused.

On Halloween she put up...

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Halloween is not just for kids these days,
as I found one night when all was ablaze;
a scary creature grabbed me,
and I kicked so I...

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Happy Halloweenie

A wiener dog I’ve got so teeny.
I dressed him up like a small genie.
On Halloween day
I’m able to say
that I’ve got my own Halloweenie.

Tom...

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Tod turkey; a committed drama king
Loved parties for the fun that he could bring
So this Halloween
Tod Turkey was seen
With a fake severed head beneath his...

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Cute ghosties and witches are seen
And monsters are part of this scene
Here it’s called ‘Hop Tu Naa’
It’s quite easy to say
We never say it’s Halloween!

Each...

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Hell Cat Queen

Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting   Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky...

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BE NICE AT HALLOWEEN


Trick or treaters were having a good time
Grumpy Joe said you aren't getting a dime
He swore then he went inside
Kids were upset...

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Holidays are coming; the first is near
Halloween is a night that many fear
But the bravest ones boast
"I'm not afraid of ghosts!"
Until eerily haunting cries they...

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Written for the contest: Holiday Humor- Limerick Set
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Contest Judged:  11/17/2024 11:17:00 AM
Placement: 2nd





Our Halloween cat finally brought home,
Cuteness on display like...

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I can’t seem to find my wand,
without it this spell won’t bond!
I had it last night,
with those imps who bite.
I’ll summon help from beyond!...

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 Her lover left her on Halloween
 and then ran off with the zombie queen
 She sat there sipping wine
 Looking like Frankenstein
 She saw...

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Let's get involved as a community by collaborating together on Limericks like the one posted here. If you want to join, send me your limerick(s)...

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Dracula would go on adventure
and loved to drink in local culture,
but he discovered, alas,
that strange food gave him gas,
not to mention one heck of an...

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Death, hover an anvil over my head
I would like it quick, alive then stone dead
Don't sit there like a mate
Or some failed last date
Don't try...

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Gothic Pets

Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...

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