Halloween Limerick Poems

Mr Spud Head is wearing a frown
Some eejit stole his wife’s best gown
His wife who’s called Myrtle
Looks like a gross turtle
Spud’s concerned that the chips...

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Written: November 12, 2023
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The place's full of orcs and witches
and pumpkins with straw...

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Eerie Midnight …walking through empty field,
found three strange witches asking me to yield,
abominable they looked,
brewing, following their book! 
had no choice but to those creatures...

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After the day’s work I was off to bed.
From behind my room, I heard a fierce thud.
It sounded so scary.
It left me so weary.
I got...

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said the older ghost to the younger ghost,
watch and learn from me how to scare the most,
just show up in open crowd,
bare ugly fangs and...

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Of an evening he felt that old twitch
So he laid it on thick, the old pitch
She was a bit older
But oh so much bolder
He awoke...

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It's Trick or Treak once more
Begging for sweet treats at the door
Halloween is here
Nothing to fear
Costumes are made up as folklore...

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The clown, yes, a clown, she did stop for gas.
Surprised, yes, I was. I saw her through glass.
With sparkle of hues,
And squeak of her shoes,
The...

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Madame LaBeaux, she had no heart
the center was the darkest part
	her heart was, you see,
	the size of a pea
now she is just the Devil’s tart...

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Vampires and werewolves used to be
The scary monsters of Halloween
Now guns bring tears
And wars bring fears
The monsters are no longer dreams...

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Sally's Halloween Dance

Sally a Halloween's the pumpkin patch
She plays the field, trick or treat for her match
Through the winding vines, she scored
A Jack-O-Lantern she stored
With...

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Chipped nail polish on Halloween,
the witch’s giggle so obscene;
A mad cackle,
that fiery crackle;
It’s the next trend in the magazine....

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IMPATIENT WITCH 

A witch who was wicked and mean 
Couldn’t wait for the next Halloween 
But a Halloween spell 
Doesn’t work very well 
In June...

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There once was a man with a head
Like a pumpkin it was, and called Fred
How they laughed in the Spring
At the pumpkin head thing
Oh the...

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