Holiday Limerick Set
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In fourth line of my middle limerick, I really wanted to use a different word rhyming with plucked, but use your imagination: It's funnier, I think, to say..but really got _____ed.
Happy Halloweenie
A wiener dog I’ve got so teeny.
I dressed him up like a small genie.
On Halloween day
I’m able to say
that I’ve got my own Halloweenie.
Tom the Turkey
Tom the turkey was puffed up with pride.
In the farmer’s truck he got to ride.
He felt great till plucked,
then learned his life sucked
when inside a big pot he got fried.
St. Nick’s All Fueled Up
Every Christmas Eve, St. Nick proceeds
to go sleigh racing doing good deeds.
Though with gas costs so high,
he still flies to the sky -
Rudolph’s farts - all the gas that he needs.
Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2024
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