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for Tania Kitchin's Holiday Humor- Limerick Set Poetry Contest

In fourth line of my middle limerick, I really wanted to use a different word rhyming with plucked, but use your imagination: It's funnier, I think, to say..but really got _____ed.

Happy Halloweenie A wiener dog I’ve got so teeny. I dressed him up like a small genie. On Halloween day I’m able to say that I’ve got my own Halloweenie. Tom the Turkey Tom the turkey was puffed up with pride. In the farmer’s truck he got to ride. He felt great till plucked, then learned his life sucked when inside a big pot he got fried. St. Nick’s All Fueled Up Every Christmas Eve, St. Nick proceeds to go sleigh racing doing good deeds. Though with gas costs so high, he still flies to the sky - Rudolph’s farts - all the gas that he needs.

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Terry Flood

Date: 11/24/2024 4:00:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Andrea. still trying to decide what rhymes with plucked ;-)

Joseph May

Date: 11/22/2024 1:21:00 PM

Dropping back with Congrats on your win Andrea

Maclawrence Famuyiwa

Date: 11/22/2024 11:56:00 AM

Wonderfully penned. Kudos.

John Read

Date: 11/18/2024 8:50:00 AM

Congratulations Andrea on another contest winner. Xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/17/2024 6:10:00 PM

Entertaining, excellent trio of limericks, Andrea! CONGRATS!! Janice

Jim Healey

Date: 11/17/2024 1:29:00 PM

Congrats on the win, Andrea. Well done, as always. Take care. J.

Brian Davey

Date: 11/17/2024 12:36:00 PM

Thanks for making me smile all 3 parts to this write were great Andrea, congrats on your win

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/17/2024 11:27:00 AM

Andrea, these are really cute and funny, congratulations on your first place win.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/17/2024 12:14:00 PM

Thanks so much. I had great fun with these

Paige Hind

Date: 11/8/2024 5:38:00 PM

HAHA these were so funny, cute, and clever, Andrea...:P

J.W. Earnings

Date: 11/5/2024 2:16:00 PM

AHAHHAHA Hilarious poem! Loved it so much! (:

Jan Allison

Date: 11/5/2024 1:45:00 PM

lol Andrea and of course with my farty humour I did like the Christmas on best lol:-) hugs Jan x

Michael Tor

Date: 11/4/2024 5:59:00 PM

These are so cute Andrea, now I know why Santa has his beard. To filter out some of that hot air that Rudolphs back end that is making its way back to Santa lol. Hugs.

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/4/2024 3:23:00 AM

What fun limericks. Best for a win.

Miranda Hawley

Date: 11/3/2024 6:44:00 PM

These are really funny! Best luck in the contest.

Joseph May

Date: 11/3/2024 3:17:00 PM

Lol, Nice Lims Andrea, I especially liked the last one

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/3/2024 3:31:00 PM

Thanks. That's my favorite too

Jay Narain

Date: 11/3/2024 10:57:00 AM

Lol. Nice ones.

David Crandall

Date: 11/3/2024 10:42:00 AM

Cute ones Andrea. Poor Tom. That must've been quite an unpleasant surprise!

Ink Empress

Date: 11/3/2024 8:01:00 AM

Dear sweet andrea, im not so familiar with these holidays and what goes on altho ofcourse i know a lil bit of them, as sometimes we do have celebrations at the resorts here, and also i have christian friends etc that celebrate these, however i must highlight how creative your rhymes are and flow of your lines are! That last line tho in the last limerick haha you can nail any theme and any form! Best wishes for the contest~ sending you light always

John Read

Date: 11/3/2024 7:03:00 AM

I've used my imagination, and I must agree Andrea, it would have been funnier saying f..... good luck in the contest.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/3/2024 4:52:00 PM

yep!

Valsa George

Date: 11/2/2024 10:18:00 PM

Quite hilarious! Ha ha. The last one made my nostrils flare.... ! :)

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/3/2024 1:39:00 AM

Thanks for reading, Valsa