Funny Light Verse Poems
These Funny Light Verse poems are examples of Light Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Light Verse Funny poems written by international poets.
Tir na nog - A Tragic Epic Saga
Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga
ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...
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light verse, dark, fantasy, fun, funny,
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...
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light verse, animal, fun, funny, giggle,
Humanity honeyWindows open wide in the middle of the night,
inhaling the brisk air, soaking up some moon light.
It's cracks and craters were calling to me,
so I...
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1st grade, moon,
oo'snoop
boo troon
frooing soon
noop
too woon
drooing hoon
noop
shoo shoo
oon
...
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fantasy, fun, funny, meaningful,
The Jingly Jibyou know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell
but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody...
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Categories:
character, cute, fun, inspirational,
Hippo Carebulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin
widening
a widened chair
to sit him in
liking
lotions
rubbed on chin
and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin
...
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animal, fun, funny, humorous,
Cakecake
caramel iced
donut filled
with custard
if I was a dog
cake
cream layered
sugar topped
jam sponge
cake
this is what I...
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dog, food, fun, funny,
The Unexpected Bardsat a toad by a pond
pondering
of some words
words of wonder
wondering
then he croaked them
gave his voice
voicing
and looking up
saw an audience
rejoicing
and the animals
with a...
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light verse, animal, fun, funny, humorous,
I'll come with poetrySome of my poems are truly inane.
Screeching, preaching, a run away train..
Impulsive poetry is to blame.
It's just my style. I'll sign my name.
It's never racist.
It...
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Categories:
1st grade, funny, people,
Shingles doesn't careThere's a tv commercial with a metaphor,
that some of us may have heard before,
"shingles doesn't care".
If one rolls the virus dice rsv and covid
aren't very...
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Categories:
funny, health,
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Hey diddle diddleThe rhyme "Hey diddle diddle"
For me poses a riddle:
What possible need
Has a cat for a fiddle?
A cow might jump over the moon,
So I'm told,
If a...
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humor, nursery rhyme,
Jiggety JigJiggety jig, my ex. is a pig.
It's much worse since I've been gone..
One could clean every day.
He won't put things away and he even
throws trash...
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Categories:
environment, funny,
Letter to SantaAuthor's note: This piece, dear reader, is my idea of a possible 3rd grade writing assignment around this time of year.
Dear Santa,
What I'd really like...
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Categories:
christmas, humor,
Alien InvasionI don’t have a basement
there’s no hills here to run to
no caves for miles around
haven’t stockpiled tins of beans
or tomatoes
or peach slices
panic buying hasn’t been...
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fun, funny, humanity, humor,
Existence Explainedthe universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads
history could be made up
and I know people...
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Categories:
creation, fun, history, humanity,