Lice Poems | Examples

Premium Member Diddy

The devil is
what the devil is

the devil does
what the devil does

why blame Diddy
for what one accepts,
the cravings of a shallow ego? 

Hollywood-fame comes with an
industry price

sort of like sitting on a subway
seat, where last sat a commuter
covered with lice --

Premium Member Exodus

     Imagine it today
     a rag-tag procession
     two-three million souls
     advancing northward
       Mt. Sinai their goal

     A bearded prophet
     leading the way
     leaning on the staff
       he waved yesterday

     When lice swarmed down, locusts, hail
     Egyptian first-born at midnight dead
     Pharaoh sent forth a wail
        his subjects in mortal dread

     Israel reached the Sea
     her joy turned wary
     trapped ‘tween it
       and Pharaoh’s pursuing army

     Then brave Nachshon 
     of Yehuda’s tribe
     walked into the waves
       setting the vibe

    The waves parted
    the sea split
    Their path charted
    Israel passed through...
    You may not believe me
      ~ but I was there too

Premium Member Charlene wants new everything

Charlene has to have everything new
New light fixtures, new carpeting, new furniture
She tosses out six-month-old couches as if they are lice-ridden
I see her dragging things to the dump she had to have two weeks ago
Charlene is never satisfied; she tosses husbands out too.
Or they leave, screaming. We will never know which.


Premium Member What They Don't Tell You

What they don’t tell You

What the recruiters tell you:
“Be all you can be.”
“An Army of one.”
“Fly high with the Air Force.”
“Join the Navy and see the world.”
“Be the best. Be a Marine.”
“Join the National Guard and get an education and keep your job.”

Things recruiters leave out:
Watching your friend(s) go home in body bag(s).
The dirt and sweat.
C rations, K rations, MRE’s.
PTSD, suicides, drug addiction.
Limbs lost. Traumatic brain injury.
Bloated, decomposing corpses.
Dead men, women and children.
Fear so intense you soil yourself.
Lice, sand, dust, cold, heat.
The stench of death.
Families torn apart.
Long road to rehab or death whichever comes first.

Long Man

I can’t fit inside this lock
I can’t fit inside this sock 
This hole is not meant for me
Body stretching out from me
Out of sync 
Misshapen link
Wash the ink out in the sink
You went day and I went night
I went left and you went right
And everything just looks so wrong
I don’t understand this song 
I am way beyond repair
My liver’s pulling at my hair
My neck is biting at my tongue
My leg is choking out my lung
My hands are fighting with my heart
My pieces mixing with my parts
I’m a jumble mumbled mess
An uneducated guess
I went no and you went yes
You went more and I went less
All tied up and all stretched out
I got lupus I got gout
I don’t fit into this mold
I’m too hot and I’m too cold
I’m lopsided and askew
You went red and I went blue
I went one and you went two
And I don’t know what I should do
Fool me once and fool me thrice
But now I’m chewing on the dice
Rattle brains and saddle lice
Grip my shoulder in a vice
Two thirds left and halfway done
Three makes ten and nine makes one
Now you’ve got me all confused
Now I can’t fit in these shoes
I think that I went too long
I think that I went too long

Premium Member clinging

clinging
three beggar-lice seeds....
housecoat


Fire is Coming

What can I say to a flame, except that I knew of its spark when it was just a mere flash?
Would I say that I knew you were here, but only to start a certain level of malice!
You rose up into the sky like a mighty chalice!
I might even say to the flame that I knew were going to be large enough to succumb to a bash!
Oh mighty flame how do you dance with such a gorgeous sash!
Oh my how do you make me train harder by getting my hand to have a callus 
Are you sure that your initial spark was meant to bring inside of me such a malice
Sometimes, things are things, or they are a Freudian phallus 

You are the flame that makes my heart go to mash
You are the one that makes my mind burn the overbearing malice
Dear flame, can I hold you, as I walk through the valley of lice
Become my strength and be my whip and take out my enemies with a lash!!!
I knew of your spark as a mere flash!
Let the enemies drink the wine as they move in a frightened DASH!

Premium Member Head Boy



Live head-lice thrive on Peter's crown
Head's itchy it's making him frown
But young Peter's no fool
Dunks his head in the pool 
He's hoping all the critters drown!

Premium Member Fleas, Lice, Spiders, Mice

I like spiders and I like black ants.
For fleas and lice, I take another stance.
Sometimes, I wonder if they admire us.
The same question goes for a virus.

Neither foolish fleas and lice, spread by mice, 
Nor black ants and spiders, heed my advice.
Disgusting dirt and dust cannot defend
Against a vacuum cleaner's business end.

I'll add one more stanza in this edit 
To give that nasty virus credit
For being both invincible and mean 
And evading vacuums - COVID-19.

Gorgon's Run


   

Quetzalcoatl, Moloch, NASA, SkyNet, poisonous satellites 
in pink and green, roam
The Earth, raining reversed 
Rockets of the bloody fountain
Discord of the Deep hordes,-
       reins in reign of 3 "3 of swords" 
and flowery deceiving words of their-
Anti- Trinity

Bot blinks in analytical tink

Tinkerbell grooms saloon for victims, 
exposes lice and the heat
Sprays foul graffiti on your door
Hentai, monsters, expletive leech
On all fours, vomitous speech

Aries horned worm Moon covers the Sun
Like black sack-cloth of hair
It turns to blood
Beheaded worshippers
Tailgaters of Ephraim
The Verdant Valleys given
Unto Black Weddings of Days

The head roams and swims
Free from constraints
No unified body

Rockets shot at the eclipse 
In passing
They defy resource's warning in lieu 
        of their Marshall unveiling, to propose
Wages of sin- pay for commodity

Bot flashes till shut down,
ERROR, ERROR...

Honesty and Hypocrisy

Honesty's the best policy.*
Tolerance is hypocrisy.
Does the peace of mind lie in this:
"To be in good terms with the friends
And tolerate the enemies"?†
Oh, no! It's but mere phoniness.
The lice of a frank, fatal foe
Are far nobler than a fake friend.
2.23.2024

Notes
 * An English proverb
 † Proverbial lines by Hafez

No comments, please!

To Put It Poorly

To put it poorly,
You are the taste of chocolate
And the pulse of being high
Of caffeine running through my lungs
Of screaming towards the sky
And to put it even poorer,
I know a bird who cannot fly
A tiny owl, pink toucan,
A gray parakeet named Lice
To put it worst of all,
My veins are reddish, not-so blue
Just like the eyes of eight odd faces
Or the skies midday hue
But to put it stunningly,
So beautiful and true,
I have a coriander brain,
Coral grain and ghastly blue

Premium Member POINT CLICK and SCROLL

“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses”
if a couple is next to a screen
and there is no screaming from me
except in excitement at my selection.

That Razer Viper V2 Pro
so light and quick under my palm.

Point, click and scroll with complete control.

Sexy as that is, mine’s plain old gray,
like an old man in a squeaky wheelchair.

And my guy started the whole shebang
when he started the mouse wheel turning

in my mind. He said he was taking mice
to India. I chortled at the thought of two

as well as the word choice. How cool
that I can pound on a tablet screen
to ask “the boss” the proper way.
Improperly, the internet replies

that both are right. How can both be right?
I just know my guy is wrong because
the opposite means his wife is…
I can’t even say it. Mice or mouses,

marriage lice or louses. Scroll wheel
turning, turning, turning and “Proud Mary
burnin’” daylight, agreeing to disagree.

*lyrics by John Cameron Fogerty

Mother GAZA

A percentage of me has to hell been consigned
by the ever raging zionists' war machine.
To each livid soldier, a mandate is assigned
to uproot terror where multitudes are confined.
Torrents of explosives have swept my landscapes clean.
Churches, mosques, schools have all to mighty vengeance bowed.
Stricken mothers wail uncontrollably aloud.
Itinerancy pervades my horror stricken crowd,
whilst my kids toy with explosives, carnage and ruin.
Survivors will take shelter from snipers shooting
death balls and lead from peevish and portable guns.
Horror unprecedented the people outruns.
I have metamorphosed to nothing but a morgue.
Lice and bugs have infested hoodies lined with borg.
Disease and maimed limbs have no remedies in sight.
Let not the world be unmoved by my sorry plight.
Why must I this price pay for a thousand or more killed?
My morgues are beyond their capacity filled.
The deaths of innocents are nothing but unjust.
My once-populated streets have been turned into dust.

Premium Member lousy head

A nitpicking chief isn’t nice
Takes away work’s sugar and spice
Labor can chug
Without a boss bug
Since we’re not the ones who have lice

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