Short Lice Poems
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A nitpicking chief isn’t nice
Takes away work’s sugar and spice
Labor can chug
Without a boss bug
Since we’re not the ones who have lice
Harsh habit, too hard to break
Judging raw is a big mistake
Always finding lice on people's head
Live a life of your own instead
June 10, 2023
just because am nice
don't me i don't have lice
i don't thimk twice
and for me whats right
so why pretend
this is turth from within
AM
NOT YOUR FRIEND
‘ Can’t Scratch The Surface … ’ 27th Senryu
Those, Who Like To Pick
Try to Stick, Like Lice and Ticks
… Get Rid-X, Real Quick !
Edgar Allen Poe(lice)
In a startling Photo Finish- Shar beats John Heck in a matter of mere minutes!!!
Congratulations!! You two appear to be true puzzle masters. I am impressed!!
Form:
Most people are friendly, most people are nice
The lunatic fringe cause the crap to be precise
A necessary evil
These subhuman people
Been around forever these murderous lice
Most people are friendly, most people are nice
The lunatic fringe cause all the crap to be precise
A necessary evil
These subhuman people
Been around forever these murderous lice
Live head-lice thrive on Peter's crown
Head's itchy it's making him frown
But young Peter's no fool
Dunks his head in the pool
He's hoping all the critters drown!
Wretched twits and ****
ticks flesh and
the rest
stuck trapped in mesh
blubbered blood
pretty ones drown in mud
no hair no lice
it's fun smile
young one
this is life
it wont happen twice
Form:
Not all on earth has great allure:
Roaches, lice, bad eggs, manure.
On dung hills, yet, spring forth sweet flowers.
Therefore, ye wise, employ your powers
to see the world as one great whole,
its fairest face, its warts, an' all.
Limerick : Once a Heavy Weight was given a choice
Once a Heavy Weight was given a choice
Either to eat rice or curried lice
Mice in his training camp
Carried lice for their champ
So he ate raw rice with curried mice.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Just like everyone has a price
And school children contract lice
Life is a such
And it will put us through much
But without pain
How are we to build character
And without character
Friends will be few
As there will be no knowledge
We can construe
A LOUSY AFFAIR
There was once an old lady with blonde hair
That was curly mess, she didn’t take much care
When the head started to itch
She began to hunt the witch
Where the fleet of lice made lousy affair.
August 31, 2018
an old tramp fast asleep
on a bench in an empty park
no sounds or visible movements
yet on his worn out clothes
fleas hop and bedbugs and lice crawl
Date written 16th May
Name of Challenge Lind68868
Sponsor Dear Heart Constance
Theme Chosen comparitive thought
The devil is
what the devil is
the devil does
what the devil does
why blame Diddy
for what one accepts,
the cravings of a shallow ego?
Hollywood-fame comes with an
industry price
sort of like sitting on a subway
seat, where last sat a commuter
covered with lice --
Think twice
Don’t throw the dice
To ever make your choice
Look beyond the looks that entice
And the gestures that seem nice
Think twice
Fall not for vain words of spice
Put your passion on ice
Waste it not on those lying lice
Soon you’ll hear your true-love’s voice
Saying ‘I do’
Murdered in cold blood,
for refusing to be Part;
corruption covered,
I weep for the life cut short,
weep!for I have no one else.
Orphan I become,
mingling with vipers and lice;
In cities of flies,
what can a tailless cow do?
Hope that truth shall come to light.
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A pup is a dog and a dog is a pup
And a puppy dog is a doggy pup
A chick's a little hen and a hen's a big chick
Put 'em together and you get a 'chicken'
If you get lice, you have to delouse
You don't want to be the louse in your house
A skunk is a rodent and so is a rat
Put THEM together ~ No, don't do that!
TREES BLOSSOMS SPRING SUNNY
CLOUDS SKY PARKS MONEY
SPEND SAVE BUY KEEP
SECRET STORIES CRYING WEEP
TEARS WATER BEACH SAND
BUCKET SPADE SHOVEL HAND
FINGER NAILS PAINT NICE
PRETTY GORGEOUS HAIR LICE
NIT WOOL JUMPER JACKET
GLOVES SNEAKERS TENNIS RACKETS
COURT FENCE GARDEN SUNNY
CLOUDS SKY PARKS MONEY.
HAYLEY WEBB-MYERS
Charlene has to have everything new
New light fixtures, new carpeting, new furniture
She tosses out six-month-old couches as if they are lice-ridden
I see her dragging things to the dump she had to have two weeks ago
Charlene is never satisfied; she tosses husbands out too.
Or they leave, screaming. We will never know which.
I Love my Mother in law.
Phone rings
Ear stings
Door knocks
Nerve shocks
Come in
Large gin
Be nice
Head lice
Hair gel
Strong smell
Stale wee
Flows free
Stand here
My dear
Trap door
what for
Goodbye
Large sigh
In jail
Good tale.
20/03/2017.
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Not at all nice:
In one's hair lice
In one’s room mice
Weevils in one’s rice
In lieu of full cake, a slice
One’s highest post “vice”.
Permanent ear for advice.
A bad throw of Life’s Dice,
Quick to itself half disguise,
Already on one fixing a price:
To The Rest, Worth Thrice
A Stroke of humbling bad luck
An Eagle makes A Duck!
I'll be a monkey's knuckle,
Then maybe he'll be my uncle.
His aunt ate lice, ain't that nice!
I'll be the tallest tree I can find.
I'll be shade for those, be kind.
I'll be a lemon bush, crush
My tomatoes, don't you rush!
Slowly simmer me into sauce.
I'll be supper, you be the boss.
Then bossy I will be, in my tree -
Playing with my knuckled monkey.
Honesty's the best policy.*
Tolerance is hypocrisy.
Does the peace of mind lie in this:
"To be in good terms with the friends
And tolerate the enemies"?†
Oh, no! It's but mere phoniness.
The lice of a frank, fatal foe
Are far nobler than a fake friend.
2.23.2024
Notes
* An English proverb
† Proverbial lines by Hafez
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Loves rapture
when you are there in the moment,
and it’s perfect , yes your slice,
and you're as giddy as a cricket,
being overwhelmed by lice,
just one word will suffice,
paradise.
yes Harry H.
the past it waits at a distance,
and suddenly then returns,
thought brings back the instance,
love an hate just lightly burns,
indeed, it kills the lice:)
Don Johnson