Short Lice Poems

You have to look twice
Is it a nit or dandruff
Little eggs of lice...

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There is lice in my hair
I need to remove them 
Where’s the spice in god?...

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dirt head with full hair
natural garden for lice
live on the red wine


18.06.2020 Chattogram...

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A nitpicking chief isn’t nice
Takes away work’s sugar and spice
Labor can chug
Without a boss bug
Since we’re not the ones who have lice...

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The once was a boy named Brice
Who never took any advice

They said, “don’t rub heads,
With mules in the shed”

Now he’s being treated for lice!...

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Harsh habit, too hard to break 
Judging raw is a big mistake 
Always finding lice on people's head 
Live a life of your own instead 

June 10, 2023...

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just because am nice
don't me i don't have lice
i don't thimk twice
and for me whats right
so why pretend
this is turth from within
AM
NOT YOUR FRIEND...

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‘ Can’t Scratch The Surface … ’   27th   Senryu 



         Those, Who Like To Pick
    Try to Stick, Like Lice and Ticks
        … Get Rid-X, Real Quick !...

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Edgar Allen Poe(lice)
In a startling Photo Finish- Shar beats John Heck in a matter of mere minutes!!!
Congratulations!!   You two appear to be true puzzle masters.  I am impressed!!...

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Most people are friendly, most people are nice
The lunatic fringe cause the crap to be precise
A necessary evil
These subhuman people
Been around forever these murderous lice...

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Most people are friendly, most people are nice
The lunatic fringe cause all the crap to be precise
A necessary evil
These subhuman people
Been around forever these murderous lice...

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Wretched twits and tits 
ticks flesh and 
the rest 
stuck trapped in mesh 
blubbered blood 
pretty ones drown in mud
no hair no lice
it's fun smile
young one 
this is life 
it wont happen twice...

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Not all on earth has great allure:
 Roaches, lice, bad eggs, manure.
 On dung hills, yet, spring forth sweet flowers.
 Therefore, ye wise, employ your powers
 to see the world as one great whole,
 its fairest face, its warts, an' all....

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Limerick : Once a Heavy Weight was given a choice

Once a Heavy Weight was given a choice
Either to eat rice or curried lice
Mice in his training camp
Carried lice for their champ
So he ate raw rice with curried mice.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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Just like everyone has a price
And school children contract lice
Life is a such
And it will put us through much
But without pain 
How are we to build character
And without character
Friends will be few
As there will be no knowledge
We can construe...

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A LOUSY AFFAIR

There was once an old lady with blonde hair
That was curly mess, she didn’t take much care
When the head started to itch
She began to hunt the witch
Where the fleet of lice made lousy affair.

August 31, 2018...

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an old tramp fast asleep
on a bench in an empty park
no sounds or visible movements
yet on his worn out clothes
fleas hop and bedbugs and lice crawl

Date written 16th May

Name of Challenge Lind68868

Sponsor Dear Heart Constance

Theme Chosen comparitive thought...

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Think twice
Don’t throw the dice
To ever make your choice 
Look beyond the looks that entice
And the gestures that seem nice

Think twice
Fall not for vain words of spice 
Put your passion on ice
Waste it not on those lying lice
Soon you’ll hear your true-love’s voice
Saying ‘I do’...

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Murdered in cold blood,
for  refusing to  be  Part;
corruption covered,
I weep for the life cut short,
weep!for I have no one else.

Orphan I become,
mingling with vipers and lice;
In  cities of flies,
what can a tailless  cow  do?
Hope that truth shall come to light.




Contest:"Tanka me" a sad song  sponsored by PD...

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A pup is a dog and a dog is a pup
   And a puppy dog is a doggy pup
A chick's a little hen and a hen's a big chick
   Put 'em together and you get a 'chicken'

If you get lice, you have to delouse
   You don't want to be the louse in your house
A skunk is a rodent and so is a rat
   Put THEM together ~ No, don't do that!...

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TREES BLOSSOMS SPRING SUNNY
CLOUDS SKY PARKS MONEY
SPEND SAVE BUY KEEP
SECRET STORIES CRYING WEEP
TEARS WATER BEACH SAND
BUCKET SPADE SHOVEL HAND
FINGER NAILS PAINT NICE
PRETTY GORGEOUS HAIR LICE
NIT WOOL JUMPER JACKET
GLOVES SNEAKERS TENNIS RACKETS
COURT FENCE GARDEN SUNNY
CLOUDS SKY PARKS MONEY.

HAYLEY WEBB-MYERS...

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I Love my Mother in law.

Phone rings
Ear stings

Door knocks
Nerve shocks

Come in
Large gin

Be nice
Head lice

Hair gel
Strong smell

Stale wee
Flows free

Stand here
My dear

Trap door
what for

Goodbye
Large sigh

In jail
Good tale.


20/03/2017.
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Sponsored by Jan Allison...

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Not at all nice:
In one's hair lice 
In one’s room mice
Weevils in one’s rice
In lieu of full cake, a slice
One’s highest post “vice”.
Permanent ear for advice.

A bad throw of Life’s Dice,
Quick to itself half disguise,
Already on one fixing a price:
To The Rest, Worth Thrice

A Stroke of humbling bad luck
An Eagle makes A Duck!...

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I'll be a monkey's knuckle,
Then maybe he'll be my uncle.

His aunt ate lice, ain't that nice!

I'll be the tallest tree I can find.
I'll be shade for those, be kind.

I'll be a lemon bush, crush
My tomatoes, don't you rush!

Slowly simmer me into sauce.
I'll be supper, you be the boss.

Then bossy I will be, in my tree -
Playing with my knuckled monkey....

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Honesty's the best policy.*
Tolerance is hypocrisy.
Does the peace of mind lie in this:
"To be in good terms with the friends
And tolerate the enemies"?†
Oh, no! It's but mere phoniness.
The lice of a frank, fatal foe
Are far nobler than a fake friend.
2.23.2024

Notes
 * An English proverb
 † Proverbial lines by Hafez

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