Laxative Poems - Poems about Laxative

...SITTING ON MULTICOLORED CARPET SQUARES LOST IN THOUGHT, BUT THINKING OF NOTHING AND NOONE SO MANY RIVERS HAVE CHANGED IN RANGE OF FLOW UNEXPECTED ARE THE DIRECTIONS THAT THE ROCKS SKIP IT IS THE......

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...Slow down, Democrat! Another Trump Bump; speed again controlled -- your downhill throttle, your Radical in a green bottle...corked, the lessen: Don't Drink and fanatically drive -- ......

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...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation Otherwise titled deep into my fiftieth year of passive aggressive rebellious puberty. Yes, I chickened out getting a haircut yesterday August twen......

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...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......

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...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......

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...Not as great as I hoped the inventor said Strong coffee laxative went to his head His hair frizzed up like Einstein’s crazy mop. I think I shall drink this to the very last drop Your face said ......

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...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......

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...In this whole world of inspiration, a barrier I now face, It is an ailment of the mind, of brain waves so encased, It’s like a constipation, but of my thoughts and memes, My muse is now held ca......

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...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......

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...[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’] * Milto......

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...Once, or twice, maybe thrice, surely not not fractal A clan of crazy ecofeminists conspired within an 88 unit residential castle in their historically converted sometimes hysterically clu......

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...Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,... a willing experimental subject to escape untenable married life. Upon falling into a deep slumber, the following subconscious somnambu......

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...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......

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...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......

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