Laxative Poems - Poems about Laxative

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...Not as great as I hoped the inventor said Strong coffee laxative went to his head His hair frizzed up like Einstein’s crazy mop. I think I shall drink this to the very last drop Your face said ......Read the rest...

...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......Read the rest...

...In this whole world of inspiration, a barrier I now face, It is an ailment of the mind, of brain waves so encased, It’s like a constipation, but of my thoughts and memes, My muse is now held ca......Read the rest...

...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......Read the rest...

...[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’] * Milto......Read the rest...

...Once, or twice, maybe thrice, surely not not fractal A clan of crazy ecofeminists conspired within an 88 unit residential castle in their historically converted sometimes hysterically clu......Read the rest...

...Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,... a willing experimental subject to escape untenable married life. Upon falling into a deep slumber, the following subconscious somnambu......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......Read the rest...

...When alive and livingsocial within webbed wide world analogous to an emotional hell I never experienced pomp and circumstances, and quavers with inconsolable tears graduation theme song popular......Read the rest...

...I’ve Been So Lucky in Life! (1&2) (Only Raped 5 Times Metaphorically) Poem’s Introduction My poetry has always been about transparency. It’s about......Read the rest...

...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me. Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks Geeze, lady, give it a rest Yo......Read the rest...

...lately i have been seeing you in a different light honestly you have become even more beautiful throughout the years unexpectedly you make me nervous like the very first view of you actually t......Read the rest...