Best Laxative Poems

Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill
And a laxative together, it could lead to screaming quite shrill
Of explosions never heard
Causing eyesight to be blurred
Luckily only a few people suffered but no one was killed...

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There are many ideas floating in my mind.
Subjects to write about are easy to find.
However, they do not seem to come out the right way.
I do not know the correct things to say.
I want to thoroughly describe each literary caper.
They do not appear the way...

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What did we do with lonely laxative; 
We would be giving it to a relative; 
Create a storm, 
In tablet form,  
And now a loose life he loves to live.

Jim Horn...

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