Fritz Purdum Poet Rhyme

Silliness Interrupted

Do not take a laxative and sleeping pill on the same night
Do not bend over in skinny jeans that are way too tight
Do not kick the can towards your best pal's girl for a fight
Do not keep eating cause your taste buds are in delight

Do not use your bicycle handbrake speeding downhill
Do not use an umbrella on windy days for thrills
Do not keep asking are we there yet
Do not try to remember what you can't forget

Do not walk in the middle of a busy street
Do not ask for directions,  are schedules meant to keep
Do not answer her if she looks really fat
Do not keep your wallet under your cap

Do not be serious all the time
Do not be delirious searching for a rhyme
Do not be over sweet just sorta kind
Do not be worried, relax your on overtime

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Panagiota Romios February 15, 2019 at 4:41 AM Too many do nots in life. ah~ had we only learned to do's! Also great fun to do the do nots! Like your poem! Panagiota Fritz Purdum February 15, 2019 at 9:06 AM Thank you, happy poem was liked

Jan Allison February 14, 2019 at 10:38 AM humourous advice Fritz thanks for the giggles:-) hugs Jan xx Fritz Purdum February 14, 2019 at 12:18 PM Thank you, sometimes we all need a little happy