Silliness Interrupted

Do not take a laxative and sleeping pill on the same night Do not bend over in skinny jeans that are way too tight Do not kick the can towards your best pal's girl for a fight Do not keep eating cause your taste buds are in delight Do not use your bicycle handbrake speeding downhill Do not use an umbrella on windy days for thrills Do not keep asking are we there yet Do not try to remember what you can't forget Do not walk in the middle of a busy street Do not ask for directions, are schedules meant to keep Do not answer her if she looks really fat Do not keep your wallet under your cap Do not be serious all the time Do not be delirious searching for a rhyme Do not be over sweet just sorta kind Do not be worried, relax your on overtime