Short Laxative Poems
Short Laxative Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Laxative by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Laxative by length and keyword.
What did we do with lonely laxative;
We would be giving it to a relative;
Create a storm,
In tablet form,
And now a loose life he loves to live.
Jim Horn
Categories:
laxative, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Something called "Ex-Lax",
a popular laxative,
looked like chocolate.
Remedy sold in drug stores
for irregularity.
inspired by another member's poem
Categories:
laxative, drug, history,
Form:
Tanka
Imagine, a limerick from Jack with no smut
Maybe there's one stuck up his butt
Don't know for sure
D'ya think there's a cure
Like a laxative meant for when limericks get stuck
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
laxative, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill
And a laxative together, it could lead to screaming quite shrill
Of explosions never heard
Causing eyesight to be blurred
Luckily only a few people suffered but no one was killed
Categories:
laxative, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Not as great as I hoped the inventor said
Strong coffee laxative went to his head
His hair frizzed up like Einstein’s crazy mop.
I think I shall drink this to the very last drop
Your face said you did not like it said his wife.
Apparently, she did not understand his weird life.
If he did not feel punished, he would not be he.
Guilt and shame to him felt childhood-normally.
Categories:
laxative, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Barbecue Love
I grilled your dreams
Burnt your hopes
Singed your expectations
Set your life ablaze
I fed you charred hopes
Which gave you indigestion
The result was constipated love
Which could only be healed
By a laxative name Tyrone
Tyrone picked up the pieces
Of your broken heart
Put them together
And made you whole again
Now I am left with ashes
Wishing you'd come home
Categories:
laxative, anxiety, love hurts,
Form:
Prose Poetry
There are many ideas floating in my mind.
Subjects to write about are easy to find.
However, they do not seem to come out the right way.
I do not know the correct things to say.
I want to thoroughly describe each literary caper.
They do not appear the way I want them on paper.
For any writer, this is a dire situation.
Is there such a thing as “writer’s constipation?
Right now, I feel almost like an imbecile.
Will ideas come out if I used Ex-Lax or Metamucil?
Categories:
laxative, nature,
Form:
Rhyme