Suspended Sentence
Your chocolate teeth will be rotting you little cheeky devil
But I’ll take this mischievous ‘treat’ to a much higher level
Spike the candy bars with castor oil and laxative suspension
You’ll wish the loo was closer and for a surgical bowel extension
We’re brothers so I Won’t tell Daddy and Mommy why you excrete
So much but between you me and toilet paper we can share a secret
Can’t wait until Christmas to remind you in detail of all that crap
Of how the yummy stuff made you hurt and your guts on full tap
When explosions have finished and I’m praised for my care and concern
You’ll be relieved in two way because my sweet revenge is taciturn
30th October
Copyright © Kai Michael Neumann | Year Posted 2019
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