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Your chocolate teeth will be rotting you little cheeky devil But I’ll take this mischievous ‘treat’ to a much higher level Spike the candy bars with castor oil and laxative suspension You’ll wish the loo was closer and for a surgical bowel extension We’re brothers so I Won’t tell Daddy and Mommy why you excrete So much but between you me and toilet paper we can share a secret Can’t wait until Christmas to remind you in detail of all that crap Of how the yummy stuff made you hurt and your guts on full tap When explosions have finished and I’m praised for my care and concern You’ll be relieved in two way because my sweet revenge is taciturn 30th October

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Date: 12/1/2019 11:07:00 PM
G'day Kai ... revenge is sweeter than the stolen sweets, but watch your back - Lindsay
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Kai Michael Neumann
Date: 12/2/2019 3:53:00 AM
Hi Lindsay. Thank you and kind wishes. It is pouring down with rain here in Valencia. Duvet Day. Chocolate and writing poetry. Kai
Date: 11/1/2019 6:41:00 AM
He will never steal your candy again (lol) Great write Kai. Congratulations on your placement. Charlie
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Date: 10/31/2019 5:06:00 AM
- Congratulations on your great winning poem, Kai :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Kai Michael Neumann
Date: 10/31/2019 8:58:00 AM
Thank you Anne-Lise. It was virtually a last minute entry. Kind wishes, Kai
Date: 10/30/2019 9:12:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement
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Date: 10/30/2019 7:30:00 AM
True story????
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