Yoyo Weight

Eating celery just won't do every day on the scale makes me mighty blue Lose one pound gain back two using a laxative is just too crude One sunny day I'll be thin again my metabolism will burn within I'll be able to eat any sweets I wish pour on the gravy and lick clean the dish Born to be fat, wearing triple X buying size 32 dreaming one day they'll fit Don't eat that, drink zero calorie flavorless rice cakes are my new reality One sunny day I'll be thin again my metabolism will burn within I'll be able to eat any sweets I wish pour on the gravy and lick clean the dish Yoyo weight is my doomed fate for with every diet my will escapes Lose a few pounds then cheat and celebrate and that mean scale shows I've gained back the weight One sunny day...