I know a creative soul named Jan
She births laughter - it’s surely her plan
Giggles must shadow her
Her wit creates a stir
She’s funnier than most any man
Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
March 26, 2022
Life without rejoice is like tragedy
So try to enjoy every day of your life...
When we take all the problems in our mind ,
It does not give us a solutions...
When we all time disparage others,
We can't get pleasure of our life...
When we try to get happiness from every moment of our life ,
Our life become more delightful...
We always try to found the happiness from external thinks ,
But when we find our own self ,
Happiness automatically come toward us...
Start
We often come across a certain day
When we cannot find a single way
To replace despondency with hope
Discard the thought of taking dope
We remember God and seek his blessing
Offer prayers and keep guessing
Will He help, or will He not?
There’s no way of reading His thought
We seek the guidance of a holy man
Request him to suggest a remedy if he can
He listens carefully to all our woes
Prepares a long list of rituals he knows
We perform the rituals as he says
Thinking it’ll end our bad days
But, things continue as they were
All the efforts fail to succor
One fine day a comedian finds us
Enthralls us without much fuss
Eliciting laughter loud and clear
Removes depression and brings cheer
There is no better medicine in life
To reduce tension and end strife
Than sharing hearty laughter
And enjoying bliss thereafter
BODY LANGUAGE OF A FLING
From London, he asked her wherein
pouty lips said yes with a grin;
through her flush she denied
erect boobies implied…
she wanted the fling to begin.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
For Jan Allison 10/15/2016
Drove his Jag through town with a fuss
He came to play poker with us
We took his treasure
And for good measure
Sent him home in a Greyhound bus
10/14/2016
Not today dear
There once was a woman called Nellie
Who's boyfriend got down on one knee
he asked her to marry
Im in no great hurry
As Im waiting for rich man called neil.
comp entry 14/10
Pizza Dream
Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop
Sir Isaac’s Triumph
Celia defied Newton’s laws
By strapping herself into bras:
One day her hooks snapped
And out her bust flapped
To cheers and raucous applause.
October 14, 2016
Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest
Jan Allison
Jan Can Can
The dance show of sultry young Jan
was given a national ban.
It was found in her dance
she wore no underpants
performing high kicks with *can-can!
Written Oct. 13, 2016 for Jan's contest!
*Pronunciation is of course American style!
Like
My gal pal so tall, falls like right,
and gets like so dizzy at night.
I hold onto her hand,
and we both go down, GRAND!
To behold us- like what a sight!
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October 13, 2016
Poetry/Limerick/Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Copyright Protected, ID 16-839-044-0
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.
For the contest, Laughter Is The best Medicine
sponsor, Jan Allison
Second Place
Hairy Mary
There once was a gal named Mary
Whose looks would oftentimes vary
If there's a full moon
She'd climb on a dune
And then howl as she gets hairy
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10/13/16
Funny Feet
Now Mrs. Jan is really so sweet
Like candy for kid's trick or treat
A clown in the soup
Always talking 'bout poop
What's funny's the size of her feet
October 15 2016
"Bad" Spell
I knew a nerdy guy named Mitch
He altered his looks by an old witch
But he looked the same
He felt really lame
The witch said it was some glitch
10-13- 16
Contest:Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Sponsor: Jan Allison
HAIR GARDEN~
My mans looks like a Mr. Clean,
think's being bald makes him obscene,
tried a hair tonic,
dome he applied it,
now's got Chia hair that is garden green.
10-13-16
Should have ordered a salad
Had lunch with a dentist from York
Who everyone thought was a dork
It was his belief
All things must have teeth
As he tried eating soup with a fork
Written for the Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jan Allison
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