Best Laughter Is The Best Medicine Poems

OLD MA.

Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teeth...

NO HIDING PLACE.

An old gangster robbed a bank and he ran
Flew out from Canada...

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(Un)Happy Hour

Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed 
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer...

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SNAIL

I love my cool wheelchair to bits.
But when I get married it fits
to walk down the aisle,
it may take a while...
by then they're all snoring, the gits!

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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor: Jan Allison
October 13, 2016...

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I know a creative soul named Jan
She births laughter - it’s surely her plan
Giggles must shadow her
Her wit creates a stir
She’s funnier than most any man






Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
March 26, 2022
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Jan Can Can

The dance show of sultry young Jan

was given a national ban.

It was found in her dance

she wore no underpants

performing high kicks with *can-can!


Written Oct. 13, 2016 for Jan's contest!
*Pronunciation is of course American style!...

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Like

My gal pal so tall, falls like right,
and gets like so dizzy at night.

I hold onto her hand,
and we both go down, GRAND! 

To behold us-  like what a sight!

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October 13, 2016

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A Hacker fan

There is a PM named Jan
I write this limerick as a fan
She posted this contest
As limericks are her best
I'm a hacker what a bad plan.

Sponsor - Jan Allison
13/10/2016...

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Funny Feet

Now Mrs. Jan is really so sweet
Like candy for kid's trick or treat
A clown in the soup
Always talking 'bout poop
What's funny's the size of her feet


   October 15 2016...

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Sir Isaac’s Triumph

Celia defied Newton’s laws
By strapping herself into bras:
One day her hooks snapped
And out her bust flapped
To cheers and raucous applause.

October 14, 2016
Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest
Jan Allison...

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There's Just One Thing

My boyfriend was proposing on one knee
but it became a huge catastrophe
while offering the ring
he said, "There's just one thing,
Promise you'll never call my 'friend', Pee Wee."


Laughter is the Best Medicine Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
October 13, 2016...

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Drove his Jag through town with a fuss
He came to play poker with us
We took his treasure
And for good measure
Sent him home in a Greyhound bus

10/14/2016...

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Help!

Karma Sutra the book that I got
since our love life was not very hot
arms and legs interweaved
but the Fire Brigade leave
since they're no good at untying knots!




For contest 'Laughter is the best medicine', sponsor Jan Allison
October 12th 2016...

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BODY LANGUAGE OF A FLING

From London, he asked her wherein
          pouty lips said yes with a grin; 
    through her flush she denied
        erect boobies implied…
she...

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Pizza Dream

Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop...

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HAIR GARDEN~

My mans looks like a Mr. Clean,
think's being bald makes him obscene,
tried a hair tonic,
dome he applied it,
now's got Chia hair that is garden green.



10-13-16...

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