Short Laughter Is The Best Medicine Poems

~Silent Laughter, laughter with style

 It hurts to smile, oh once in a while~...

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Pizza Dream

Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop...

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Drove his Jag through town with a fuss
He came to play poker with us
We took his treasure
And for good measure
Sent him home in a Greyhound bus

10/14/2016...

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They say laughter is the best medicine

I do believe this to be so 

My life is abundant with so many funny people

Life expectancy a hundred years….this l know!...

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HAIR GARDEN~

My mans looks like a Mr. Clean,
think's being bald makes him obscene,
tried a hair tonic,
dome he applied it,
now's got Chia hair that is garden green.



10-13-16...

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Funny Feet

Now Mrs. Jan is really so sweet
Like candy for kid's trick or treat
A clown in the soup
Always talking 'bout poop
What's funny's the size of her feet


   October 15 2016...

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Not today dear

There once was a woman called Nellie
Who's boyfriend  got down on one knee
he asked her to marry
Im in no great hurry 
As Im waiting for rich man called neil.    


comp entry 14/10...

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Hairy Mary

 There once was a gal named Mary
 Whose looks would oftentimes vary
 If there's a full moon
 She'd climb on a dune
 And then howl as she gets hairy
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 10/13/16...

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A Hacker fan

There is a PM named Jan
I write this limerick as a fan
She posted this contest
As limericks are her best
I'm a hacker what a bad plan.

Sponsor - Jan Allison
13/10/2016...

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(Un)Happy Hour

Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed 
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer...

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Sir Isaac’s Triumph

Celia defied Newton’s laws
By strapping herself into bras:
One day her hooks snapped
And out her bust flapped
To cheers and raucous applause.

October 14, 2016
Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest
Jan Allison...

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Help!

Karma Sutra the book that I got
since our love life was not very hot
arms and legs interweaved
but the Fire Brigade leave
since they're no good at untying knots!




For contest 'Laughter is the best medicine', sponsor Jan Allison
October 12th 2016...

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"Bad" Spell

  I knew a nerdy guy named Mitch
He altered his looks by an old witch
         But he looked the same
             He felt really lame
The witch said it was some glitch 



10-13- 16

Contest:Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Sponsor: Jan Allison...

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I know a creative soul named Jan
She births laughter - it’s surely her plan
Giggles must shadow her
Her wit creates a stir
She’s funnier than most any man






Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
March 26, 2022
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Jan Can Can

The dance show of sultry young Jan

was given a national ban.

It was found in her dance

she wore no underpants

performing high kicks with *can-can!


Written Oct. 13, 2016 for Jan's contest!
*Pronunciation is of course American style!...

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SNAIL

I love my cool wheelchair to bits.
But when I get married it fits
to walk down the aisle,
it may take a while...
by then they're all snoring, the gits!

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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor: Jan Allison
October 13, 2016...

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Should have ordered a salad

Had lunch with a dentist from York
Who everyone thought was a dork
It was his belief
All things must have teeth
As he tried eating soup with a fork

Written for the Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jan Allison...

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BODY LANGUAGE OF A FLING

From London, he asked her wherein
          pouty lips said yes with a grin; 
    through her flush she denied
        erect boobies implied…
she wanted the fling to begin.





LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
For Jan Allison  10/15/2016...

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I sat for a meal in Kuwait
The flies came in hordes on my plate
The soup, they decided
To drink, uninvited,
Bad manners is something I hate!

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Contest: Laughter Is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Placed 1st
 
14 October, 2016...

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There's Just One Thing

My boyfriend was proposing on one knee
but it became a huge catastrophe
while offering the ring
he said, "There's just one thing,
Promise you'll never call my 'friend', Pee Wee."


Laughter is the Best Medicine Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
October 13, 2016...

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Inflatable Swan 


I thought it would be fun to ride a  wave 

on my inflatable swan and just lave

in my  pink bikini

everyone came to  see  me

swan took a dive,  top gave way with a rave


10/14/2016

Contest Name; LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST 
Sponsored by ;  JAN ALLISON...

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I
Love
Writing
Poetry
My words flow freely
Once my brain gets into the groove
If possible I try my best to write with humour 
Because laughter is the best medicine … and it is much cheaper than a prescription!


3~08~15
Contest – Fibonacci – Rob Carmack
Checked with how many syllables 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21
~awarded 15th place~...

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They say laughter is the best medicine
to keep away the ills
So from now on I decided to write only lines 
which put away the pills
Donning the role of a courtroom jester
My grey wired cells I began to pester
As I began to brew my soup on the site
My dark world broke with crystal light 
I giggled as the ink began its play
Dancing words so happy and gay


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      It’s hard to get ahead in life
         ~ when your feet are on backward


      They say laughter is the best medicine
          ~ but ‘they’ never had broken ribs


      Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers
          ~ What an idiot!


      Weep no more, my lady
          ~ Ladies are so 19th century
   


      ~ Inspired by Rick Parise's contest ~
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Old is gold,
But gold is cold.

Time is money,
But money is worry.

Night is sweet,
But sweet leads to diabetese.

Laughter is the best medicine,
But medicine is bitterest.

Mind is smart,
But smart leads to egoistic.

Therfore everything has a disadvantage,
We have to convert it to an advantage.

Coz abilities are always with us,
But we should be with abilities

Prayosha Dhimmer...

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