Short Laughter Is The Best Medicine Poems
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Pizza Dream
Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop
Drove his Jag through town with a fuss
He came to play poker with us
We took his treasure
And for good measure
Sent him home in a Greyhound bus
10/14/2016
They say laughter is the best medicine
I do believe this to be so
My life is abundant with so many funny people
Life expectancy a hundred years….this l know!
HAIR GARDEN~
My mans looks like a Mr. Clean,
think's being bald makes him obscene,
tried a hair tonic,
dome he applied it,
now's got Chia hair that is garden green.
10-13-16
Funny Feet
Now Mrs. Jan is really so sweet
Like candy for kid's trick or treat
A clown in the soup
Always talking 'bout poop
What's funny's the size of her feet
October 15 2016
Not today dear
There once was a woman called Nellie
Who's boyfriend got down on one knee
he asked her to marry
Im in no great hurry
As Im waiting for rich man called neil.
comp entry 14/10
Hairy Mary
There once was a gal named Mary
Whose looks would oftentimes vary
If there's a full moon
She'd climb on a dune
And then howl as she gets hairy
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10/13/16
A Hacker fan
There is a PM named Jan
I write this limerick as a fan
She posted this contest
As limericks are her best
I'm a hacker what a bad plan.
Sponsor - Jan Allison
13/10/2016
(Un)Happy Hour
Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer
Sir Isaac’s Triumph
Celia defied Newton’s laws
By strapping herself into bras:
One day her hooks snapped
And out her bust flapped
To cheers and raucous applause.
October 14, 2016
Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest
Jan Allison
Help!
Karma Sutra the book that I got
since our love life was not very hot
arms and legs interweaved
but the Fire Brigade leave
since they're no good at untying knots!
For contest 'Laughter is the best medicine', sponsor Jan Allison
October 12th 2016
"Bad" Spell
I knew a nerdy guy named Mitch
He altered his looks by an old witch
But he looked the same
He felt really lame
The witch said it was some glitch
10-13- 16
Contest:Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Sponsor: Jan Allison
I know a creative soul named Jan
She births laughter - it’s surely her plan
Giggles must shadow her
Her wit creates a stir
She’s funnier than most any man
Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
March 26, 2022
Jan Can Can
The dance show of sultry young Jan
was given a national ban.
It was found in her dance
she wore no underpants
performing high kicks with *can-can!
Written Oct. 13, 2016 for Jan's contest!
*Pronunciation is of course American style!
SNAIL
I love my cool wheelchair to bits.
But when I get married it fits
to walk down the aisle,
it may take a while...
by then they're all snoring, the gits!
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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor: Jan Allison
October 13, 2016
Should have ordered a salad
Had lunch with a dentist from York
Who everyone thought was a dork
It was his belief
All things must have teeth
As he tried eating soup with a fork
Written for the Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jan Allison
BODY LANGUAGE OF A FLING
From London, he asked her wherein
pouty lips said yes with a grin;
through her flush she denied
erect boobies implied…
she wanted the fling to begin.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
For Jan Allison 10/15/2016
I sat for a meal in Kuwait
The flies came in hordes on my plate
The soup, they decided
To drink, uninvited,
Bad manners is something I hate!
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Contest: Laughter Is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Placed 1st
14 October, 2016
There's Just One Thing
My boyfriend was proposing on one knee
but it became a huge catastrophe
while offering the ring
he said, "There's just one thing,
Promise you'll never call my 'friend', Pee Wee."
Laughter is the Best Medicine Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
October 13, 2016
Inflatable Swan
I thought it would be fun to ride a wave
on my inflatable swan and just lave
in my pink bikini
everyone came to see me
swan took a dive, top gave way with a rave
10/14/2016
Contest Name; LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
Sponsored by ; JAN ALLISON
I
Love
Writing
Poetry
My words flow freely
Once my brain gets into the groove
If possible I try my best to write with humour
Because laughter is the best medicine … and it is much cheaper than a prescription!
3~08~15
Contest – Fibonacci – Rob Carmack
Checked with how many syllables 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21
~awarded 15th place~
They say laughter is the best medicine
to keep away the ills
So from now on I decided to write only lines
which put away the pills
Donning the role of a courtroom jester
My grey wired cells I began to pester
As I began to brew my soup on the site
My dark world broke with crystal light
I giggled as the ink began its play
Dancing words so happy and gay
It’s hard to get ahead in life
~ when your feet are on backward
They say laughter is the best medicine
~ but ‘they’ never had broken ribs
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers
~ What an idiot!
Weep no more, my lady
~ Ladies are so 19th century
~ Inspired by Rick Parise's contest ~
Old is gold,
But gold is cold.
Time is money,
But money is worry.
Night is sweet,
But sweet leads to diabetese.
Laughter is the best medicine,
But medicine is bitterest.
Mind is smart,
But smart leads to egoistic.
Therfore everything has a disadvantage,
We have to convert it to an advantage.
Coz abilities are always with us,
But we should be with abilities
Prayosha Dhimmer
I disagree that laughter is the best medicine.
I got a hernia from laughing and was in constant pain,
and every time I'd laugh thereafter, the pain returned intensively again.
I've since had corrective surgery, but laughing is not the same.
I'm afraid that I'll rupture my corrective surgery if I start laughing again,
and be back in that world of chronic pain,
that will only intensify when I again start laughing.