Chris Green Poet Limerick

Laughter Is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest

Should have ordered a salad

Had lunch with a dentist from York
Who everyone thought was a dork
It was his belief
All things must have teeth
As he tried eating soup with a fork

Written for the Laughter is the Best Medicine Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jan Allison

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Lim'Rik Flats October 23, 2016 at 8:45 PM Forking fine lim'rik! Chris Green October 24, 2016 at 8:24 AM Thanks so very much lim'rik flats.

Paul Callus October 21, 2016 at 12:58 PM Loved it, Chris! Very witty! He should have used chopsticks instead:) Congrats on your fine win. // paul Chris Green October 21, 2016 at 1:09 PM Ha, now why didn't I think of that? :) Thank you so much Paul.

Beautiful Scars October 21, 2016 at 9:15 AM hahahaha! great one Chris, never try eating soup with a fork! Congratulations on your placement :)-luloo Chris Green October 21, 2016 at 9:41 AM Thx so much Luloo. I thought it was a great diet idea. :)

Paloma P October 21, 2016 at 7:13 AM Just wanted to say congrats on your win. One of the funniest imho. :) Chris Green October 21, 2016 at 9:02 AM Thanks so much Paloma for your kindness.

Cheryl Hoffman October 21, 2016 at 6:56 AM Very clever and funny one Chris~congrats!:) Chris Green October 21, 2016 at 9:02 AM Thanks so much Cheryl, I am happy you liked this one.

Alexis Y. October 20, 2016 at 8:00 PM Hi Chris, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your 2nd place win: -) Alexis Chris Green October 21, 2016 at 9:02 AM Thanks again Alexis. :)

Jan Allison October 20, 2016 at 7:00 PM Your poem really made me smile Chris:-) Many congrats on your 2nd place :-) hugs Jan xx Chris Green October 21, 2016 at 9:01 AM Thanks so very much Jan. I am happy you enjoyed this one.

Darren White October 19, 2016 at 12:16 AM That one really cracked me up, very funny :D Good luck in the contest. Chris Green October 19, 2016 at 8:26 AM Thanks so much Darren. I am happy this one brought you a chuckle.

Eve Roper October 13, 2016 at 9:34 PM Like your Limerick :-) good luck in the contest Hugs Chris Green October 17, 2016 at 12:18 PM Thank you so very much Eve.

John Lawless October 13, 2016 at 4:39 PM Well, Chris, if you can spit through the teeth soup is not the best option. Chris Green October 13, 2016 at 4:45 PM Ha, yep, you are right there John. Thanks for stopping by.

Alexis Y. October 13, 2016 at 2:59 PM Hi Chris, I laughed out after reading this funny limerick. When I go to York , I won't go near that dentist. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Chris Green October 13, 2016 at 3:51 PM Thanks so very much Alexis, glad you got a chuckle out of this. And yes, steer clear of that dentist, you'll recognize him. He's the one with soup stains on his tie. :)

Paloma P October 13, 2016 at 1:41 PM Ha, good one Chris. I laughed out loud for this one. Chris Green October 13, 2016 at 2:07 PM Thanks so much Paloma.

Daniel Turner October 13, 2016 at 10:55 AM You're quite a talent, Chris. Is there anything you can't write? Great limerick! Chris Green October 13, 2016 at 2:07 PM Well, I haven't really tried every thing yet. : ) Thanks Daniel.

Charmaine Chircop October 13, 2016 at 10:06 AM Haha: ) :)...Thanks God when I visited York..I didnt meet that dentist :) Chris Green October 13, 2016 at 2:06 PM Ha, I'm glad too. :) Thanks so very much Charmaine

Juli- Michelle October 13, 2016 at 9:13 AM Nicely crafted, I really enjoyed this one :) Good luck in the contest! Love, Juli-Michelle Chris Green October 13, 2016 at 2:05 PM Thank you so very much Juli-Michelle

Tim Smith October 13, 2016 at 9:06 AM lol...good one Chris Chris Green October 13, 2016 at 2:04 PM Thanks so much Tim