Lassies Poems - Poems about Lassies

...In County Cork prowls a cat, David Kavanagh Bellies up to the bar with Gilbey's glass in paw Drown the shamrock, sound the alarms Lassies abound, his lucky charms Blaring cheery shout out......Read the rest...

...The tulips in the vase, a clan of lassies fair. Their buds they hold the gold, the pollen of their youth and promise sunrise told, the tulips in the vase, they lounge......Read the rest...

...No objection to cold weather, but... ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb to escape unrelenting forbidding gloom. perhaps cuz mine generation nsync with baby boom. No matter birth can......Read the rest...

...(or swing sets and monkey bars) A pitch perfect spring day such as today April 8th, 2022 within quaint hamlet of Schwenksville, Pennsylvania in close proximity within mind's eye to Lake Wobe......Read the rest...

...New Moon What, a new moon? We're getting a new moon? You say it will be arriving soon? Will it be as shiny and bright As the other with its glistening light? Oh, how positively grand The la......Read the rest...

...this is Captain James Kurt of the Federation Starship Enterprise Scottie, we need more power aye captain but i can't give her to you no more because the bloody lithium crystals have bu......Read the rest...

...Butter Girl Hey butter girl! You’re barmy in here there. By that; in my pretty, little brown-heart; Black boy’s heart. Or brown if you will! Succumbed by taunting heat, how come you’re taunt ? ......Read the rest...

...Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus (No injury was obvious) But Jock bruised his willy And now he feels silly With todger strapped up in a truss WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON ......Read the rest...

...PARENTAL ILLS Fresh fallacy fall flat Betwixt blenched beaux Oldies goldies, modern crime Lacerated denims, newish culture Conventional crews, forgotten taws Dearie draws near, dressed chambe......Read the rest...

...“You lose sixty seconds of happiness For every minute you're mad” So damn well cheer up everybody Things aren't really that bad Ralph Waldo Emerson once said While not exactly that way Ralphi......Read the rest...

...Don Christmas socks and ugly sweaters, All. ‘Tis not the season for your being shy. Come jingling to the Worldwide Christmas Ball. Let not your woes cast over you a pall. Be like the brightest ......Read the rest...

...The world has changed for good or bad The election will determine who's sane who's mad The choice is obvious Who hasn't the foggiest Good always wins so fear not my lassies and lads<>...Read the rest...

...Jock always wore a sporran and kilted Wore a clan tartan hat that looked quilted But couldn't cope with the stares And so now trousers he wears Cos everything below has now wilted... ......Read the rest...

...In space, I fail to mete my worth Whene'er I look back at my Earth I'd switch the honor of this berth To breathe the Autumn air ... A promised air, so crisp and ......Read the rest...

...If you were born a Lass Not a Donkey or an Ass If this could come to pass This Donkey would not last As Lassies don't eat grass The Donkey would die Which would make the lassie cry That's the ......Read the rest...