Short Lassies Poems

Roma  lassies dance
charming the robust to feast~
pickpockets count gold...

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The world has changed for good or bad
The election will determine who's sane who's mad
The choice is obvious
Who hasn't the foggiest
Good always wins so fear not my lassies and lads...

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Been blessed with an amazing son Scottie
Forgive me for being a homer and kinda cocky
He's not really classy
But sure loves the lassies
Lassies love him back, cause he's ever so naughty...

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The object of my affection ain't no secret, never has
Constantly ogling the lassies but I never harass
Well sometimes I touch
A passing butt
Pay for it dearly though with my beano in a cast...

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I've just been told to be an adult around here
My answer is why feel like an old-time buccaneer
Wielding my sword
Hey matey climb aboard
Sail the seas wreaking havoc, sweet lassies to share...

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In County Cork prowls a cat, David Kavanagh
Bellies up to the bar with Gilbey's glass in paw
Drown the shamrock, sound the alarms
Lassies abound, his lucky charms
Blaring cheery shout outs of Erin Go Bragh!                   
...

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There once stayed a dove in Tallahassee
With blond hair the bonniest of lassies
    She helped with my writes
    Morning, noon and night
After breakfast, we started to write classy





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i
love her so
she 
lights up my life
and 
she knows that
while
our 
souls are bound
and
what gives us strength
plow
into 
the
black Ireland earth
and 
there
i 
shall be
with
my sweet lassie found
oh 
sweet lassies darling
come home...

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There once was a laddie from Galway
Lassies asked if he wore green, he said, “No way,”
I’m not trying to be smart,
It’s tattooed o'er my heart
But feel free to give me a pinch anyway!

3/27/16
For the “It’s All About Wearing the Green—The Limerick” Contest
Sponsor: Skat A...

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this is 
Captain James Kurt
of the 
Federation Starship Enterprise
Scottie, we need more power
aye captain but 
i 
can't give her to you
no more because
the
bloody lithium crystals
have busted
and 
she can't take it
no more captain
and
she can't handle
anymore warp speed commanding
lassies is finally broken...

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DOGGIE ART
Poodle
Doodle

          HAPPY LASSIES
          Jolly
          Collies

                     FAMOUS CANINES
                     Renowned
                     Greyhounds

YORKSHIRE TERRIER WITH A POODLE CUT  
                      Dorkie
                      Yorkie

          BY THE WAY:
          How's your
          Schnauzer?


3/19/17
For Jan Allison's Fabulous Fun Footle Contest...

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If you were born a Lass
Not a Donkey or an Ass
If this could come to pass
This Donkey would not last
As Lassies don't eat grass
The Donkey would die
Which would make the lassie cry
That's the reason why I
Am going to have a try
To bend an ear
To make this statement clear
When going to the Zoo
To give the animals a view
That Ass will look at you
Knowing you're an animal too.
That not so silly Ass
Kept on munching on the grass...

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O’ Lovely boys of Eden,
O’ Dearest lassies of paradise;
O’ sweet little charming kids;
You love your life;
You are Content with what you are;
You are Content with what you have;
You are chimera as sky,
Look nothing when we see,
But are strong enough,
To carry billions of twinkling stars;
You are Zero when added one is ten,
The more the zero more the count;
You are nothing but vacuum,
Your power of suction is unbound,
A tornado strong enough to engulf all…

© Sadashivan Nair,...

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Cian careen into Quigley's Pub
for a little Irish whiskey and sub
before long dancing
an Irish jig romancing 
the wee fawning lassies lap club

lassies hooting and flapping being bold
with blarney about his pot of gold
money he was countin
while lassies were mountin
full of craic, pole dancing, and few handholds


much Irish brew a sot Cian became
I'm takin my money you can't blame
when he got to his lair
pot did he held bare
shame he did claim but himself to blame

3/26/2017...

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