Knickers Poems - Poems about Knickers

Some people wind up with twisted knickers When they get insulted by nitpickers Words are sticks and stones Causing moans and groans When they hear heckling whispers and snickers Women used to call knickers 'underpants' They'd get them twisted with tauntings and rants Causing quite a rage No matter their age As if their panties were full of red ants! ...

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An underwear brand called “Indian” The reason for the name is simple so listen They tend to CREEP UP In the crack of my butt The commercial shows this guy 'a-pickin'...

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To boldly stand before me nude Is something I consider rude, Your secrets presenting like food, While the very act is damned rude… What you might achieve I can’t say But I could swear you did not pray: Against Temple of God ‘Treason’ At a time judged Holy Season… High time you edged out of my way, Though I’m very sure I can’t...

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Her knickers are frilly and red, she wears 'em except in her bed, she's known in the town for yanking 'em down, and whirling 'em high overhead! written 12th May for Tania's limerick contest...

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'Twas an unpleasant night for Santa Claus When discovered he had pooped his drawers From a rooftop he fell Spread around was the smell When he frightfully landed on all fours Poor Santa was in such a lot of pain For his knees had opened a sewer drain He was cleaned with a hose From his head to his toes But the red pants...

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I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry; What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry? (These days my signals have got a bit blurry.) I've looked in the closet and under the bed. I know that's strange but who knows where I'll shed? I've found only two and I know there were more. They're not in the dryer...

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Are you missing frilly knickers Trimmed with lace for city slickers? Japan's panty line Will lead to a shrine* Blessed with love and local liquors! *Everywhere we lived, my wife's frilly knickers disappeared from the clothesline, so I LOL when NHK reported a Japanese shrine with a "Drop Your Drawers Here!" slot for women to stuff their panties so a priest...

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Eye contact that releases “Sweet Hello” And as many times “Sweeter Cheerio”, Budding love sung with optical stereo The kick started by A Romeo. Eye Contact that says “Nice to Know you” Though I’ve yet to be told “who” Wires of love spark in her eyes, Speedy request for his names wise A longing to have her number His first...

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A young girl who lost her knickers Grew tired of hearing the snickers "Well, urine luck!" Cried Donald, "Duck! I have Hello Kitty stickers!"...

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She wore high-heeled, pointy-toed kickers Like American city slickers Walked out on the ice Against all advice Promptly fell down and soiled her knickers...

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Sweet Sundae has got windy knickers, No she hasn’t been eating baked beans, It’s a game for her lovely daughter, And it’s not about farting it seems! You must help granny peg out washing, Because today it’s her washing day, If you land on the sun you can help her, But a tornado will blow clothes away! If you land on a...

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Houdini was a master of illusion it's said Escaping from handcuffs while chained to a bed Like the sex games we play When our partner must obey Wearing a mask and her knickers on my head...

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The ladies are the blessing of all mankind If all of us were male, who'd be there to remind Us to change our knickers Or trim our whiskers So thank goodness for all ye ladies so refined...

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When I courted my Valentine Frilly knickers hung on the line But now that we've wed Its bloomers instead Although starkers suits her just fine!...

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There was once a lady called Mable Whose knickers were up to her navel Her cupboards were bare There was no underwear So she nicked them from where she was able...

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