Knickers Poems - Poems about Knickers

...The moon raced ahead of us, like a thirsty dog. Mama wet her knickers earlier that day, she yelled at everyone, for she didn't see it coming. Later, we teenagers latch-keyed in, the empty h......Read the rest...

...Dear Santa I’m writing early this year Especially after the debacle of last year You delivered the sexy underwear and the two-day hotel break to my wife What the hell were you thinking Does my......Read the rest...

...There was an old woman from Dorset Who forgot to fasten her corset When she was in town Her knickers also came down To save her face She had to race To reach a water closet.......Read the rest...

...If it's not organic it's not sexy and probably not all that funny either. If it's up and down bipolar movement with your arms and legs, it's Yang male energy, and potentially horned up and/......Read the rest...

...Had a crazy dream last night Dreamt I was living in a world Where kisses were units of currency First thing I thought of Was that cute li'l cashier at Walmart To pay for a $50 item Woul......Read the rest...

...Ice, ice, baby You pour me over maybe A straw to pierce the depths Inhale the deepest breaths A fancy glass all fluted In milky joy I'm rooted A scoop of whizzed banana Tastes of pure Americ......Read the rest...

...An underwear brand called “Indian” The reason for the name is simple so listen They tend to CREEP UP In the crack of my butt The commercial shows this guy 'a-pickin'......Read the rest...

...To boldly stand before me nude Is something I consider rude, Your secrets presenting like food, While the very act is damned rude… What you might achieve I can’t say But I could swear you did ......Read the rest...

...Mandy, am I right in thinking you wear a brassiere. We just call them bra’s, Paul, cuts out the middleman, and as you can see, yes. Right, is there any chance I could borrow one of your bra’s. ......Read the rest...

...Doing the Splits Got knickers in a twist doing the splits Tearing my trousers and hurting my hips Hubby made hullabaloo Turning the atmosphere blue And now I’m ......Read the rest...

...Her knickers are frilly and red, she wears 'em except in her bed, she's known in the town for yanking 'em down, and whirling 'em high overhead! written 12th May for Tania's limerick contest......Read the rest...

...Back during World War 11 - written on the backs of envelopes NORWICH reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too. In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”- I never had a clue; Mum knew ......Read the rest...

...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie She’s upset and no longer smiley I ask her what’s wrong She said in my thong My bottom is no match for Kylie! I giggled and said stop your moans You'......Read the rest...

...The sex was unexciting as it was unimportant Like the silk red knickers That didn’t really define her Or the cross chained around her neck That didn’t protect her He sensed she was mor......Read the rest...

...It's lovely outside, I think I’ll go knickerless today. You don’t want to do that, you might get knocked down by a bus. Why would that make any difference. You always have to wear clean underwear ......Read the rest...