Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Frilly Knickers

Are you missing frilly knickers
Trimmed with lace for city slickers?
Japan's panty line
Will lead to a shrine*
Blessed with love and local liquors!


*Everywhere we lived, my wife's 
frilly knickers disappeared from the 
clothesline, so I LOL when NHK reported 
a Japanese shrine with a "Drop Your Drawers
Here!" slot for women to stuff their panties 
so a priest could sniff out appropriate prayers 
and ablutions to ensure pregnancy.  2,000-years, 
and Christians couldn't think of that? 

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Suzanne Delaney April 7, 2022 at 6:16 AM Sounds like a fishy fetish to me, Rico Did I say something funny. ROFL.

Caren Krutsinger April 5, 2022 at 10:47 AM This is hilarious! True story? Rico Leffanta April 5, 2022 at 11:03 AM Yes! Aloha!

Valsa George April 4, 2022 at 10:11 PM I am sure this is a custom concocted in your 'brutish' brain !... I cannot help chuckling ! :) Rico Leffanta April 5, 2022 at 11:07 AM Wrong! I don't know why people spend thousands of dollars to hang a Picasso on their wall, but there are some very strange people on this planet! Aloha!

Andrea Dietrich April 4, 2022 at 5:18 PM hahaha. what a riot. Rico Leffanta April 5, 2022 at 11:11 AM I suppose it had to happen after clothes dryers were invented . . . .Aloha!

Debra L Brown April 4, 2022 at 3:37 PM Rico, your title is a "HOOT". LoL, Blessings ~ Debra Rico Leffanta April 5, 2022 at 11:09 AM In Helena, Montana, knickers are imprinted, "Liquor up front, poker in the rear" . . . . .

L Milton Hankins April 4, 2022 at 2:06 PM Absolutely bizarre! Hmmm...I'll bet they are only interested in getting women's panties, too. Rico Leffanta April 5, 2022 at 11:06 AM And they never thought something's fishy? Aloha!

Ilene Bauer April 4, 2022 at 12:36 PM that is such a strange custom, rico! doesn't quite explain your the disappearance of your wife's knickers, though. someone must have a whole collection of many women's panties for their own bizarre reasons... Rico Leffanta April 5, 2022 at 11:05 AM It really irked her when whackos would pinch the whole wash! I suppose it made them happy, but it certainly did not contribute to her happiness! Aloha!

Tom Cunningham April 4, 2022 at 11:52 AM Lol, you couldn't make it up, some strange customs about that's for sure. Tom Rico Leffanta April 4, 2022 at 12:13 PM The borders of religion are profound! Aloha!