Santa Dropped His Knickers

'Twas an unpleasant night for Santa Claus When discovered he had pooped his drawers From a rooftop he fell Spread around was the smell When he frightfully landed on all fours Poor Santa was in such a lot of pain For his knees had opened a sewer drain He was cleaned with a hose From his head to his toes But the red pants of his suit had a stain All the reindeer tried to hide their snickers Rudolph's nose blinked off and on in flickers Good thing Santa wore tights To cover his 'delights' Which were exposed when he dropped his knickers
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Date: 12/3/2022 10:36:00 AM
LOL, imagine receiving the presents. Good one. // Bary
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/3/2022 11:21:00 AM
ha ha Barry. I think I'll pass on presents from Santa this year.
Date: 12/2/2022 3:58:00 AM
LOL...really cute, Jenna. Love it!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/2/2022 7:12:00 AM
Thank you so much, Charlie.
Date: 12/1/2022 6:41:00 PM
Haha, so cute and entertaining, Jenna!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/2/2022 7:12:00 AM
Thanks so very much, Tania!
Date: 12/1/2022 1:20:00 PM
Delightful, if a little smelly, holiday poem Jenna! Hope there was a dry cleaners at the North Pole! Thanks for the holiday giggles. Blessings of the season to you!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/2/2022 7:12:00 AM
Not a pleasant aroma, I'm sure. lol Thanks for liking these lines, Sam.
Date: 12/1/2022 11:27:00 AM
EeeeeeeeYuk! Not a Christmas package I’d want to receive, although you did deliver it with some panache. You’re certainly giving Santa a bashing this year, Jenna. Bet he loves it really. Terry
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/1/2022 11:33:00 AM
Love it or hate it, Terry, Santa's going to keep receiving bashings from some of us. Join in.
Date: 12/1/2022 9:20:00 AM
Good grief, Jenna Logan ... seems nothing's off-limits to Bash Santa Week. I better get to work, but this will be hard to beat! Funny.
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/1/2022 11:31:00 AM
Ha, David. It's not a contest so there's no one to beat, which makes it even more fun! Thanks.
Date: 12/1/2022 9:10:00 AM
Lol, poor Santa,always carry spare pants, you never know what's around the corner. Tom
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Date: 12/1/2022 8:54:00 AM
Oh dear! What else can befall the jolly ol' elf?
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/1/2022 9:04:00 AM
Quite a lot, actually, and we've still a few weeks until Christmas. But why stop then? A few poets are taking 'Bash Santa week' seriously. lol Join us!
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