Knicker Poems - Poems about Knicker

...Some people wind up with twisted knickers When they get insulted by nitpickers Words are sticks and stones Causing moans and groans When they hear heckling whispers and snickers Women used to ......

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...Alice Alice was just going on eight years old When Lewis Carroll made her fall down a hole. The incredible place she imagined she'd found, Buried in her backyard so far deep underground, ......

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...I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry; What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry? (These days my signals have got a bit blurry.) I've looked in the closet and under the bed. I know that's stran......

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... O' boy; have you all heard the street gossip today Mrs. Pringle at No. 9 is having a bad hair day Mr. Ellis at No. 4 had a shave, as cut his chin Danny at No. 21 threw his cat out in the bin ......

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...Piss I tell missy for class say; Aunty, i want to go and piss Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, Auty coman get angry and get up and shout 'Class if i hear pim again' Anty na look at ......

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...We’ve done our weekly shopping and I need to use the loo arriving at the ladies There is a massive queue I stand in line cross legged there are six in front of me I wish people w......

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...bougainvillea vine tendrils crept up balcony t’was our washing line! Inspired by but not for Contest 100% true story no poetic licence at all! Many years ago my parents had a v......

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...First,he opened the door, The door of his deflowered ear. Yea,he wants to be sure, Sure of the languorous fairs. Locked suit,dready boots,moistured knicker, Grey sock,plastered brows and holy sn......

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... Old Jack the knicker stripper Took his well-oiled snippers And off into the night he went To cause havoc he had intent Looking for ladies of the night & give them one 'ell of a fright A gl......

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...Rats rats rats I’m scared of creepy crawly rats Thay have beedy eyes and a long slivering tail And the ones around here are as big as cats. Rats rats rats There’s countless millions everywhere......

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...First read Jan Allisons, "One lonely musky tear" One Lonely Musketeer Tiss true I have me comrades Men at arms, one for all and all for one When it comes to love, seems I ride alone A big no......

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...Knobby knees unfold Awkward & wobbling to n fro- The colt tries to stand, Gently caressed by His dam's soft prodding nose- He falls down again, Instinct pushes him He must try......

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...Mum..Why did you give me lego hair.? To upstage my Alan Carr teeth And stretch that grey nylon pinefore Tight To ridicule my chubby young knees And why dear mummy Was my elastic bands so tight As t......

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...He hit the downbeat, found the blues, Not to mention having no clues. The jazz man could improvise and drag, 'Bad Penny Blues' an infamous rag. Slurring between riffs with such ease, Trumpet ......

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...If you'd see what I see On sunny afternoon Someone bathing half naked Licking ice-cream from a spoon Another wriggle, there she is Nudging up her bra Trying to adjust knicker elastic Up whose bum h......

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