Knicker Poems - Poems about Knicker

Twisted Knickers-Collaboration Open to Poets

...Some people wind up with twisted knickers
When they get insulted by nitpickers
Words are sticks and stones
Causing moans and groans
When they hear heckling whispers and snickers

Women used to ...

Refurbished Children's Stories: Wonderland Redux

...Alice
Alice was just going on eight years old
When Lewis Carroll made her fall down a hole.
The incredible place she imagined she'd found,
Buried in her backyard so far deep underground,
...

Knicker Nabber

...I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry;
What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry?
(These days my signals have got a bit blurry.)

I've looked in the closet and under the bed.
I know that's stran...

Street Gossip

...
O' boy; have you all heard the street gossip today 
Mrs. Pringle at No. 9 is having a bad hair day

Mr. Ellis at No. 4 had a shave, as cut his chin
Danny at No. 21 threw his cat out in the bin
...

Piss

...Piss


I tell missy for class say;
Aunty, i want to go and piss
Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, 
Auty coman get angry and get up and shout
'Class if i hear pim again'

Anty na look at ...

A Poem For the Ladies

...We’ve done our weekly shopping
and I need to use the loo
arriving at the ladies
There is a massive queue 

I stand in line cross legged
there are six in front of me
I wish people w...

The Knicker Tree

...bougainvillea vine
tendrils crept up balcony
t’was our washing line!

Inspired by but not for Contest

100% true story no poetic licence at all!

Many years ago my parents had a v...

Still Listening

...First,he opened the door,
The door of his deflowered ear.
Yea,he wants to be sure,
Sure of the languorous fairs.
Locked suit,dready boots,moistured knicker,
Grey sock,plastered brows and holy sn...

Jack the Knicker Stripper

...
Old Jack the knicker stripper
Took his well-oiled snippers
And off into the night he went 
To cause havoc he had intent
Looking for ladies of the night
& give them one 'ell of a fright

A gl...

Rata Rats Rats

...Rats rats rats
I’m scared of creepy crawly rats
Thay have beedy eyes and a long slivering tail
And the ones around here are as big as cats.

Rats rats rats
There’s countless millions everywhere...

One Lonely Musketeer

...First read Jan Allisons, "One lonely musky tear"

One Lonely Musketeer

Tiss true I have me comrades
Men at arms, one for all and all for one
When it comes to love, seems I ride alone
A big no...

Little Colt

...Knobby knees unfold
   Awkward & wobbling to n fro-
      The colt tries to stand,

Gently caressed by
   His dam's soft prodding nose-
       He falls down again,

Instinct pushes him
   He must try...

Lego Hair and Knicker Elastic

...Mum..Why did you give me lego hair.?
To upstage my Alan Carr teeth
And stretch that grey nylon pinefore
Tight
To ridicule my chubby young knees
 
And why dear mummy
Was my elastic bands so tight
As t...

The Best of Jazz

...He hit the downbeat, found the blues,
Not to mention having no clues.
The jazz man could improvise and drag,
'Bad Penny Blues' an infamous rag. 

Slurring between riffs with such ease,
Trumpet ...

If You Could See Through My Eyes

...If you'd see what I see
On sunny afternoon
Someone bathing half naked
Licking ice-cream from a spoon

Another wriggle, there she is 
Nudging up her bra
Trying to adjust knicker elastic
Up whose bum h...

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