Street Gossip

STREET GOSSIP Oh Boy: have you all heard the news today Mrs Pringle at No 9 is having a bad hair day Mr Forbes had a shave and, has cut his chin Ellie by mistake, threw her cat out in the bin Her at No 1 is preggers, yet not man in tow Them neighbors from hell: really need to go Postman is having an affair with her at No 5 No darn wonder our post is so late to arrive John at No 37: has got himself a new motor Him at No 41 drains have got a funky odour The knicker thief: at No 59, is kinda of weird Her No 3, all her bloomers have disappeared Who am I, not telling, how the street gossip But: I did hear No 47 on passing, say trollop Indiana Shaw . . . ; )