Street Gossip

O' boy; have you all heard the street gossip today Mrs. Pringle at No. 9 is having a bad hair day Mr. Ellis at No. 4 had a shave, as cut his chin Danny at No. 21 threw his cat out in the bin Her at No. 30, preggers yet not a man in tow No. 11 the neighbours from hell really need to go Postman is having an affair with her at No. 5 No darn wonder, our post is so late to arrive Johnny at No. 37 has got himself a new motor Him at No. 41 drains have got a funky odour The knicker thief at No. 59 is kinda of weird Her at No. 3 all her bloomers have disappeared Who am I, I’m not telling, you know how the street gossip But I did hear No. 47 on passing, say morning trollop