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Jack the Knicker Stripper

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Old Jack the knicker stripper Took his well-oiled snippers And off into the night he went To cause havoc he had intent Looking for ladies of the night & give them one 'ell of a fright A glitter of a coin brought 'em close Soon they were left in a faintly pose He'd snip their garments head to toe With an intention we will never know Next day each lady was found knickers adrift A price they paid for doing their immoral shift The coin that glittered - no longer to be seen As Jack the knicker stripper was far to mean He may of left them with their dignity in tact But never would they get their knickers back Some whom may say he’s related to our Jack The one in the park who wears out but a mac

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 7/24/2017 6:56:00 PM
So funny, love your humor.. ~*
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 7/24/2017 11:22:00 PM
Many thanks, Eve, Regards, Indiana . . . : )
Date: 6/17/2017 10:25:00 PM
Ha, ha. You always do a good job with these ones reminiscent of ok Coral. Enjoyed this fun piece puts a smile back on the face. Thanks for the visit to my Big foot stinks poem.
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 6/18/2017 4:43:00 PM
Poetry they say is one great art But nothing beats a good old fart Old Emu man made us all laugh With revenge from big foot a$$ Brilliant write . . . ; )

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