Kangaroos Poems - Poems about Kangaroos

I FELL ONE NIGHT, WELL IT WAS DARK! THEN WOUND MY WAY INTO A PARK IT'S PEOPLED BUT WITH KANGAROOS WHO HAVE LOST ONE OR MORE OF SHOES BETTER THAN LOSING PANTS, I GUESS WHO CARES! SIT DOWN! PUT ON YOUR DRESS! TIME FOR LUNCH. OH BOY, WE GROWL SOUP IS COLD, THE CHICKEN FOWL AT SHOWERTIME, IT'S BEST TO SING FOR...

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The Snow that Flurried like Chatting Kangaroos Ramah Prince was thinking about Suhail G Faizal again. Suhail G was a remarkable rover with pretty hair and wide lips. Ramah walked over to the window and reflected on his magical surroundings. He had always loved chilly Newyork with its rapid, roasted rivers. It was a place that encouraged...

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Young zealots absolve beyond comprehension discussing elaborate frenzied garbles hereby inciting jealous kangaroos lumping marvelous night occurrences providing quintessential ravishing stalemates tasting universal variations weather x-rays...

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Flashing sheet lighting Over Sydney in the distance, Nimbus clouds grey and dark Shaping storms existence. Outside will soon be raining Pouring kangaroos, Guess people will be talking of The weather on the news- There’s a cow in a tree Spiders clinging on for life, We have a house under water and The domestic wildlife. Oh here it falls upon me Cold and wet and dripping, Hold onto...

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In Aussieland there are hippity-hopper They call em kangaroos or big boppers Think they're trying To become a flyer Keep trying with their sons and daughters...

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We love football meat pies kangaroos and Holden cars We’d sing it at home in the playground and in bars The good old days when everything was Australian made But that ended then and now the song did fade So here we are a place whose population Is looking for work in mining tourism and submarine production We look...

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Do Aussies hop around like kangaroos do as part of their heritage Methinks people who think that probably need a therapist Have it on good authority My Aussie sweetie Maria Says they only hop when needing to pee, sorry that wasn't delicate...

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A big carefree dappled eggplant finished generously helping indigent Japanese kangaroos lovingly manage nine octagonal purposeful quahogs render strawberry tarts under venomously worried, ‘xcited Yak’s zest....

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My heart starts leaping like a kangaroo When I see you standing there wearing just shoes With eyes all aglow Leaping to and fro Ogling your attributes, great sweat balls I accrue...

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Males of the huge gray kangaroos, So excitable early in the spring. Do not bend over to them, or, in a blink, You will be sexually abused. My friend, who did not listen my advice, Was badly hurt for it! Not ones, but twice!...

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Kangaroos look funny in horns and underoos Nothing like the holidays down under… So many sweets to taste and plunder… Mistletoe hung over head… Sweet dreams in our slumbering bed… The jolly man shimmying down The hot family hearths Not making a sound making his rounds Asbestos underwear protecting his parts The sweaty old boy in red Cursing the heat of points this far south While...

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The Creator designed some mighty ridiculous looking creatures. Among them are the kangaroos with some very curious features! One of them is its massive tail that balances its pear-shaped frame. But I suppose 'tis that ponderous pouch that really gives it fame! With its hind legs it kicks like a mule much like that of rabbits. (Oft I've pondered -...

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